#ares x apollo

[chimera-tail]

Artemis: *concerned* You know those things will kill you, right?

Athena: *pouring another glass of wine* That’s the point.

Ares: *smoking a cigarette* We’re trying to speed up the process.

Apollo: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Apollo: You are fantastic! Artemis,*whispering to Ares*: Compliment him back! Ares,*to Apollo*: I like your back. Artemis,*whispering*: No! I meant say something nice about him! Ares: But I do like his back.

[paradisechid800]

Hermes: What are we going to do about Apollo?

Ares: Oh, I can take him.

Hermes: In a fight, right?

Ares: ...

Hermes: IN A FIGHT, RIGHT!?!?!?

[withlovefromolympus]

Apollo: I love you

Ares: I love you too

Apollo: I love you more

Ares: I love you more than you love me-

Artemis: I’d appreciate it if you didn’t do this in the car where we all have to hear you-

Aphrodite: shhh! it’s cute. And I placed bets on who would get the last word

Athena: and I’m winning!

[thingsphoenix21]

Apollo: Ares where's Hermes right now? Ares: I... I.. don't know. Apollo:See you don't know, you don't even care. And he dosen't even care either. And I don't blame him! Your destroying everything in our group and for what! So you can swap some spit with Dite... Ares: I bloody love you, asshole! Apollo: Ares: FuCk. *apollo leaves*

[olympushit]

Ares: Why would I like Apollo? Because he is blond, with blue eyes, a mesmerizing voice and an angelic face?

Apollo: You sound like you are flirting with me!

Ares: I don't!

Apollo: You do!

Ares: I don't!

Apollo: You do?

Ares: I do?

Apollo: Yes!

Ares: Shit!

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Apollo: Would you rather eat a baby goat, or a matter baby?

Ares: A matter baby?

Apollo: Mhm.

Ares: What's a matter baby?

Apollo: Nothing sugar, what's the matter witchu?

[rey-diem]

Apollo: Can I take Ares? Of course he’s not that big,,

Also Apollo: Ohh, in a fight… hahaha… no.

[xstarrydawnx]

Apollo: I'll take care of you.

Ares: ...It's rotten work.

Apollo,cupping Ares' face: Not to me...Not if it's you.

[inc0rrectmyths]

𝗔𝗽𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲: Perse, my daughter is dating your daughter...

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲: And my son is dating your son too Aphro.

𝗕𝗼𝘁𝗵: *hugging and sobbing*

𝗭𝗲𝘂𝘀: .... Since when do you both have sons and daughters...?

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗮: They are talking about Athena dating Artemis and Apollo dating Ares...

Tagging the members of the cult

@withlovefromolympus @0lympian-c0uncil

[panevanbuckley]

Apollo: Ares, I'm sad.

Ares: *holds out arms for a hug* it's going to be okay.

Hermes: Dionysus, I'm sad.

Dionysus, nodding: mood.

[chimera-tail]

Ares: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Athena:

Athena: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Artemis: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Apollo: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

Ares:

Athena:

Artemis:

Apollo: Ok, jeez, tough crowd.

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Aphrodite: It's okay to cry, Ares. It's good for your brain.

Apollo: Oh c'mon Aph, I think he knows that.

Ares: I cry once a year. That's good enough.

Apollo: ...Or not.

[hornyricecooker]

:D

[withlovefromolympus]

Ares: hey wanna hear my batman impression

Apollo: sure, go ahead

Ares, dramatically: oh no!! kryptonite!

Apollo: that's superman

Ares: aw thanks man. i've been practicing

[thingsphoenix21]

Ares: I mean Apollo is kinda naive when it comes to love...He's only have one real boyfriend, so... Icarus: That's not a big surprise, he's can of a bitchy twink. Ares: Oh, no... *beats him up* *Later Apollo finds out* Apollo: He called me a bitch and you hit him. That's what happened isn't it? Ares*rolling his eyes*:nO Apollo: I am the bitchy twink and YoU lOvE mE!