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there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

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lurking beneath autumn’s glow 🎃✨

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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

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La Creatura

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your honor, i maintain that the prosecution’s video is being played in reverse. in actuality i came upon a village that was already on fire and sucked up all the flames into my special magic wand. i then moonwalked in the wrong direction for some reason

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The Yiling Patriarch

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no tumblr i'm not gonna spam those so the left counter overflows and turns into "TUM" or something equally corny

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You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

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[REDACTED] if you agree

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i cant wait (<-lie) for it to get cold as fuckk so i can finally start dressing while every other aspect of my life noticeably worsens for several dark months

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my full piece for @kniveszine 🔪🍎

you can still grab your copy during leftovers sale at kniveszine.bigcartel.com !!

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If you're a writer you're supposed to write a lot of bullshit. It's part of the gig. You have to write a lot of absolute garbage in order to get to the good bits. Every once in a while you'll be like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time writing bullshit," but that's dumb. That's exactly the same as an Olympic runner being like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time running all those practice laps"

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The only thing scary about Halloween this year are these temperatures! Ha ha ha! *pulls the mic close* I'm going to start killing oil executives

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the culture writers at rolling stone have invented the concept of doing drugs

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Country Roads, Take Me Home

Colorado

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since trimax vash always used to feel nai using his plant powers, I wonder if he felt his brother using them for the very last time...