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Kirk: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints that I’m interested for, like, 4 years now. No response.

Spock: It appears as though this person may not be intelligent enough to parse your meaning.

Kirk: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just… dense.

Spock: Perhaps you must make your declaration more obvious. As a human, I imagine a statement such as “I love you!” should be sufficiently clear.

Kirk: I guess you’re right. Hey Spock, I love you.

Spock: Yes, that appears obvious enough.

Kirk: Holy fucking shit.

Spock: If they are unable to interpret that correctly then I must say that they are unlikely to be intelligent enough to suit you.

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He has beautiful blue eyes, nice pink lips, greasy hair. I love it. He’s kind of tall, and a little clumsy. I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away. Before Sunrise (1995) dir. Richard Linklater

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A little Coco a day to keep the doctor away 💕

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winter meets spring

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Of course I love 'and they were quarantined' but take a moment and consider 'and they were videoconferencing.'

Two people who meet for the first time while social distancing. They work in different departments or in different cities. At first they're dressed business casual and keeping things professional. Then one day a pet appears and conversation gets casual.

They start sharing tips for how to exercise in a tiny apartment. They commiserate over the lack of favourite foods or activities. It turns out they were both going to go to an event that is now canceled.

Eventually, they're both in their pajamas. Work day is done, but their call has now moved to the evening. They cook the same meal, stream a movie together. When will this lockdown end?

So much potential for pining. So many longing looks. Social distancing video calling coworkers to friends to lovers.

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By Eva Milkonskaya

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WHOO lmao

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zombiesusingtheinternets:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

Significant piece of childhood, get your ASS on my blog

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The Ash by Ars Thanea

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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) directors Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement

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Unconditional ♥️

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marilyn monroe as lorelei lee

↳ gentlemen prefer blondes (1953); dir. howard hawks