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I love you! <3

I LOVE YOU TOO YOURE THE BEST

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:♡🍮.•♬✧⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾*+:•*∴🎀 ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷!!

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This is an Astarion account now just btw he’s taken over my whole life I will never stop thinking about him

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Yes I am aware he has committed atrocities but have you considered that he’s my special guy

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wubby :3

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"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

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If I was a shark and also a stripper my name would be Mega-Load-On and I’d strip off peoples flesh (sexily)

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Got called a fujoshi earlier today like. Sir. I am a man

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having a dick would be cool because when it got hard I could lay down on my back and nap while my dick stood watch like a meerkat. in case of scary matters

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Sorry I haven’t been active I JUST found out that Dipper Pines and Wirt can be gay and kiss AND that their name is Pinecone I’m. Not okay /pos

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idiot olympics  (a compilation post) 

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Okay fucking you know what I don’t have anyone else to talk to about this and I’ve tried researching this shit on my own but it just isn’t working so I figure this hellsite might possibly give me a hand I don’t care about it being attached to my username anymore. Is there anyone in the human who just. Wants to talk to me about it. Please I’m really new and I’m scared and I need somebody to help talk me through my weird brain shit so I don’t go insane

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Red Dwarf really gave us a setup where the last living Human wakes up 3 million years into the future and the ships hyperintelligent computer decides that to keep this human sane + alive they should bring back one dead person as a hologram to keep him company and it chooses to ressurect a man he absolutely hated because the mental stimulation of their bickering will keep him sane and alive for the rest of eternity.

Without the hologram the human would lose his mind, without the human the hologram would no longer have a reason to exist, they hate each other but rely on one another for their sanity and existence and to top it all off they're both insanely repressed.

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Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

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I think if I ever met some magical wish granting creature or artifact or other wish granting thing, I would simply wish to always “Have enough.” Obviously this makes sense money wise, the ability to always have enough in my account for bills/rent/emergencies etc, but more than that. Always have enough food to survive. Always have enough sleep so you’re not exhausted. Always have enough meds to make it through the week and give you time to pick them up. Enough clean water to last you until you find civilization. You know what I mean? I just want to reliably have enough.

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Anyway I should be able to get into Hadestown whenever I want because, as a Hellenistic polytheist, it’s technically a church service. In this essay I will