zalera
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“Real magic can never be made by offering someone else's liver. You must tear out your own, and not expect to get it back.” léandre or lea / peek the carrd before following or interacting. I don't know what the theme or purpose of this blog is these days but i like a lot of stuff.
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zalera · 9 months ago
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still relevant as I am an unskippable cutscene in the game of life
my vibes are always off but you're going to have to kill me if you wanna fix that
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zalera · 1 year ago
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my vibes are always off but you're going to have to kill me if you wanna fix that
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zalera · 1 year ago
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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
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zalera · 1 year ago
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"Dragon," poem assembled using quotations from Wikipedia articles
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zalera · 1 year ago
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the fact that a river ends at the mouth implies that the source is the anus, and a river flows from anus to mouth
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not for this one I don't think so
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zalera · 1 year ago
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Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog
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zalera · 1 year ago
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Dead Meat has released a Pride design paying tribute to several queer horror artists: Don Mancini (Child’s Play), Clive Barker (Hellraiser), Anthony Perkins (Psycho), James Whale (Frankenstein), Jodie Foster (The Silence of the Lambs), Jeffrey Reddick (Final Destination), and Kevin Williamson (Scream).
It comes on black or heather dust T-shirts ($30) as well as stickers in three sizes: 3x3 ($6), 4x4 ($7), and 5.5x5.5 ($7). A portion of the proceeds will be donated to Out Youth, an organization that serves LGBTQIA+ youth in Texas.
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zalera · 1 year ago
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I'm going to buy this sticker idc if everyone in my neighborhood thinks I'm an unhinged weirdo they're right and this sticker fucks
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zalera · 1 year ago
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idk when I made my header the dept of no bitches guy but its on brand so whatever
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zalera · 2 years ago
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zalera · 2 years ago
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ps1 outfit swap
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zalera · 2 years ago
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zalera · 2 years ago
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bathroom pep talk did not go as planned
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zalera · 2 years ago
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Driver’s License
"They all want to know who Ghost Face is. But what they should ask is, who is next." — The Ghost Face
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zalera · 2 years ago
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May I present — my weekly shitposts
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zalera · 2 years ago
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entity let him have a whopper as a treat
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zalera · 2 years ago
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after eight years, I finally updated my huge Historical Fashion Reference & Resources Doc! Now in the form of a MUCH more easily updated Google Doc with better organization, refreshed links, and five more pages of books and online resources.
I know tumblr hates links, but it’s worth it for a doc that I can now update with far more regularity going forward! RIP to the original, you did your duty for far longer than you should have. 😔🙏🏼
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