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[yuuri-nsane]

*Yuuri and Viktor walk in*

*Yurio looking over and sighing*

Viktor: What's wrong?

Yurio: I don't have time for this.

Viktor: For what?

Yurio: *gestures vaguely*

[yuuri-nsane]

LIFE GUARD AU LIFE GUARD AU LIFE GUARD AU LIFE GUARD AU LIFE GUA

okay so like

imagine

viktors been visiting this recreational centre for a long time - he likes being active, dabbles in a few sports and sometimes even works out there. but the main reason he goes is for swimming! he loves to swim, it calms him etc etc - and he goes so often that he basically knows each and every lifeguard and their mothers personally. his closest friend is also a life guard there! and you bet i'm talking about chris

anyway, one day he has to renew his membership to the centre, and he heads to the reception. instead of someone who actually works there, guess who he bumps into?

our beautiful katsudon yuuri katsuki.

yuuris wearing his glasses and a uniform that's definitely too big for him, looks cutesy and shy, definitely not the sporty type and viktor can't help but automatically assume that he probably works at reception.

so before yuuri can even get a word out, viktors pulling out papers, asking about renewing the membership and throwing in the occasional flirty comment here and there blah blah blah

yuuris just stunned because well he doesn't actually work at the reception, and can't help him? it's like his first day there, and he was just waiting for someone help him clock in,, also he's a little flustered becuase is this guy flirting with him???

and he tries to tell viktor he's not one of the receptionists but viktor is still waffling and yuuri just has half the mind to make a run for it.

viktors just left there, speechless and a little offended, until someone called yuuko, a seemingly very nice and polite lady, walks by and oh! she can help me!

**yuuri ran past yuuko on his way away and like hastily explained the situation and yuuko agreed that she would clock him in and help the quote unquote, "super good-looking guy with silver hair up front who has a nice voice and who i think was flirting with me but i panicked and ran away i'm heading to the changing rooms now bye"**

and then after yuuko helps viktor out, viktor gets ready for the pool, yada yada and then makes his way there and immediately tries to find chris so he can gossip about the rude guy at reception who literally ran away from him like he was a serial killer.

he sees chris [whos shirtless] on the other side of the pool talking to someone [also shirtless] (who conveniently has their back to viktor) and he doesn't recognise who they are??

and then chris sees viktor and just

"VIKTOR!! WE HAVE A NEW LIFEGUARD COME SAY HI!"

and viktors heading there and then the person who chris was talking to turns around and yo what the fuck is that the guy from reception holy shit he's ripped AND HOT AND WOW WHAT

viktors so distracted by yuuri that he slips over a wet patch on the side of the pool and falls in

luckily he doesn't drown - he manages his way back up to the top and yuuris just :0 and chris is laughing his ass off like the phattest tears are rolling down his cheeks

**keep in mind yuuri was just ranting to chris about his encounter with viktor when he appeared but since yuuri didnt know his name he called him something along the lines of “the literal personification of beauty. also he had cool silver hair and a nice voice” and chris put two and two together immediately**

chris introduces the two and then you know what? viktor suddenly develops a huge crush on the cute new lifeguard whos also as hot as he is cute and wow he's sweet and HAS A POODLE and oh my god i need to stop judging people based on what they look like who knew this geeky little sweetheart was actually going to end up being the hottest person thats ever graced me with their presence

and then the rest of the fic is viktor unhealthily trying to deal with his newfound crush and trying to seduce yuuri

anyway

do what you will with this bye

[yuuri-nsane]

viktor talks in his sleep.

chris has an hour long video from an impromptu sleepover at his hotel room during a competition where viktor straight up rambled about makkachin non-fucking-stop while, and here's the twist, he was as dead as a log. mans was ASLEEP.

chris didn't know whether to laugh or call an exorcist at the time

and you know what yuuri found out about viktor's sleep talking when they started sleeping in the same hotel room AND HAS SO MUCH FUN WITH IT

THIS LIL SHIT RIGHT HE ASKS VIKTOR SO MANY STUPID QUESTIONS AND GETS SUCH A KICK OUT OF IT

once he jokingly asked viktor who he loved more makkachin or yuuri and viktor deadass went

"is that even a question?

...of course i love makka more!"

you best believe yuuri gave viktor the silent treatment for THREE WHOLE DAYS

HE WOULD CUDDLE AND TALK TO MAKKA RIGHT IN FRINT OF VIKTORS FACE THIS PETTY BITCH WOULD GO "hey makka your dad loves you very much you know? apparently he loves you more than me! and you know what? i love you more than i love him too!"

cue horrified gasp

viktor literally sulked for three hours afterwards and then made it up to yuuri by cuddling the fuck outta him and then some >//< he also promised that he loved both makka and yuuri equally

[yuuri-nsane]

TAGS I WANTED TO ADD TO LAST IN STOCK BUT COULDN’T BECAUSE OF THE LIMIT:

#they go on a date just before new years

#viktor carries around mistletoe the entire time

#its funny because yuuri dOES THE EXACT SAME THING

#they end up kissing toward the end of their date and yuuri puts the mistletoe in viktors hair

#MANS WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE A FAIRY I TELL YOU ITS ADORABLE

#also it take viktor YEARS to forgive yuuri for what he did at the end

#like seriously he brings it up in arguments like the petty ho he is and yuuris like :0

#”YOURE STILL MAD ABOUT THAT??? WHAT!!!”

#also you bet makka and vicchan meet and become besties immediately

#its inevitable

#last minute christmas shopping is a spORT

#i once wrestled someone for a book during black friday when i was ten

#ITS SCAREY

#also yuuri and viktor probably end up dancing together on their date

#IMAGINE JUST IMAGINE

#LIKE MY HEART IS COMBUSTING I CANT HAND L E THIS

#hey do you think yuuris actually a voyeur

#i mean viktor probably is have you seen that man he THRIVES off of attention

#YUURI AND VIKTOR MAKE IT TRADITION TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE ON THEIR ANNIVERSARY

#ALSO THEY STRICTLY STICK TO LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING JUST TO TAKE THE PISS

#honestly theyre both saps

i may or may not add to this in the future so.

[yuuri-nsane]

yuuris read all existing viktor x reader fics i'm not taking constructive criticism bye

he also probably has really organised folders of them from angst to fluff and whatever

he wants to delete them but can't bring himself too because you know what these fics helped him during some dark times

and he's definitely projected you know

i wouldn't put it past him to have written a few of his own, no matter how awful his english might've been at the time

AND ALSO IMAGINE SOME SHOW LIKE ELLEN INVITING YUURI AND VIKTOR OR IDK BUZZFEED

AND THEY HAVE A SEGMENT WHERE THEYRE TRYING TO GET YUURI AND VIKTOR TO REACT TO FANFICTION

cut to yuuri sweating RIVERS because 1) they're being told what headcanons are and what fluff is and etc etc and yuuri has to pretend hE DOESNT ALREADY KNOW THIS AND 2) THEY MOST DEFINITELY PULL UP A FANFIC YUURI HAS READ BEFORE OR ONE HES WRITTEN HIMSELF BECAUSE ITS JUST HIS LUCK

[yuuri-nsane]

i'm on a ten hour flight to another country for some important business because i'm an actor and i happened to sit next you - and you're watching a movie of mine

how you've not noticed the lead actor (me) sitting next to you the entire time is beyond me

you seem to be a big fan and your reactions are so funny

[yuuri-nsane]

i was hiding behind a wall ready to throw my bag at my friend and scare them but you walked past and i think i acsidentally gave you a concussion

[yuuri-nsane]

i was messing around with the paper wrapper of my straw and i blew it off and accidentally hit you in the eye with it

[yuuri-nsane]

i was walking past and i heard you complaining on the phone about how bad pick up lines are and now i'm offended because pick up lines are not bad and somehow i've found myself arguing with you about pickuplines and it's escalated to the entire building now having a mass debate

and also i tried three of my best pickup lines on you and yeah

[yuuri-nsane]

i fell out the window of my apartment on the second floor and fell on top of you as you were walking past and i don't know how to explain to the doctors that i fell out and gave both of us a concussion because i was imitating that scene from the lion king with my dumb friend

[yuuri-nsane]

okay but phichit MOST DEFINITELY RUNS A VIKTUURI FAN ACOCUNT

[yuuri-nsane]

our guitar cases got mixed at the airport and i don't even play guitar this was all i could find at such sort notice to put all the new dog toys i bought for my dog oh my god this is so embarrassing

and wow isn't it ironic that i was actually surprised to find a guitar in guitar case i suppose that was red flag no. 1 this morning hahaha ha h a

[yuuri-nsane]

i'm a celebrity who sat next to you in the library but i'm wearing sunglasses and a cap totally not suspicious right well you didn't notice anyway and we happen to have the same phone case and i accidentally grabbed your phone instead of mine while running away from paparazzi and oh am i your wallpaper ;)?

[yuuri-nsane]

barista coffee shop au

viktor tries to flirt

"surprise me"

yuuri hands him smth he's allergic to

has to go to hospital lol

[yuuri-nsane]

ANOUNCEMENT:

I regret to say that I will be permanently leaving this account, and @yuuri-nsaneart​. 

By that, I mean that I will no longer post or use it in general. However, I will not be deleting them, seeing as I have indulged myself and others in creating and reblogging the content of others and that of my own on this very platform. So much effort and love was put into this account that I simply cannot delete it. 

I know this is very random and abrupt - I haven't posted since last month, and even then, I had only been leeching off of my queue, which was incredibly outdated. 

My reasons for both ghosting this page and suddenly leaving are personal and I’m afraid I cannot specify why exactly. I’m sorry to those who have supported me since the very beginning - please know that I love each and every one of you. I appreciate everything you have offered to me - follows likes, reblogs, but also kindness and patience in comments and dms. 

That being said, I bid thee farewell - I hope each and every person who comes across this account leaves with a smile on their face, a sense of satisfaction or joy or anything significant, no matter how minute. I hope it leaves a positive impact and that you have a damn good week. Thank you again, and who knows? Maybe I’ll be back?

Yours truly, yuuri-nsane

PS. I will be posting everything in my drafts wihtin the next few hours or so (both written content on this account and art from yuuri-nsaneart), beta or unbetad - what you guys do with it will be up to you.

hi everyone so i've actually been on haitus for like, the last two months - the only thing keeping my account from dying is my queue (-.-;)y-~~~

schools been pretty stressful lately - and i've been in a bit of a slump when it comes to being creative. i've currently got this block for everything; art, writing, even READING???

so id just like to apologise for not answering any @s, dms, reblogs, asks - everything. thank you so much everybody for all the support you've shown me and this account! i'm so glad i'm able to share my love for yuuri on ice with others!!

unfortunately, i'm afraid my haitus will continue - tho ill be sure to keep my queue updated to provide you guys with reblogs of beautiful quality content!

i don't know how long i'll take this break for, but please continue to be patient and kind, as you all have already been doing! thank you, again guys!

- yuuri-insane

[yuuri-nsane]

Just a some rough sketches of Yurio because I STILL can’t get over welcome to the madness

[yuuri-nsane]

Feel serious. Feel frisky. Feel good.