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LOOK AT HOW CUTE YUGS IS GIVING JAEBUM A LIL KISS

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GOT7 Newscaster AU

They’re the morning show, and have a love-hate relationship with it

At the beginning of the day, everyone is already dead. Wake up time is 2:00 AM, and Youngjae and Yugyeom always whine about their job choices

First brodcast is at 4:30, and they barely rest during commercial breaks because of changes in script and touch ups and it’s hell

After the first brodcast, there’s another at 5:30, and the last is 6:30, but there’s always work afterwards. It’s a truly hectic job, but it’s Their Job so it’s okay- most of the time

Jaebum is the floor director, and is part of the unofficial morning hype crew. He doesn’t show up on camera, and the rest of them hate him for it

Jaebum knows everyone’s coffee orders by heart and massages his poor babies’ shoulders when they’re half asleep and getting make-up done. A true dad bro

Jinyoung and Yugyeom are the main newscasters, who inform the general public of the things happenin and so forth

Jinyoung does “Word of the Day” and Yugyeom mimicks him with a funny face to lighten it up because literally No One Cares Bro (but Jinyoung is so into it it’s cute)

They do local news, so it’s more light hearted in general- no one wants to watch depressing news when they wake up! And Jinyoung and Yugyeom are good at making people at home happy

Yugyeom always asks people at home what they’re eating for breakfast, and playfully scolds viewers “you better be eating! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day” and it’s the cutest thing ever- even though he never eats breakfast, which his twitter followers never fail to point out

Because of their relaxed broadcasts, funny interactions with each other, and allaround handsomeness, each person (sans Jaebum, who doesn’t even use social media) has a mass following on Instagram and Twitter. Jackson and Bambam being the most popular follower count-wise

Mark is the traffic informer guy and Bambam is the meteorologist and both use the green screen, which is next to the front of the building- which has like giant windows instead of walls

Bambam is always interacting with people passing by and he’s become a local internet meme- #weatherbamselfie #NewsBam #IDABBEDWITHTHEWEATHERMAN, etc

Mark is more chill, and knows that nobody really cares about the traffic. Even so, he’s no stranger to the mass following on social media. He “doesn’t believe” Bambam when he says it’s because of his looks (tho he knows it’s the truth)

There’s two dogs on set- Coco and Miho. Miho sometimes interrupts Bambam when he’s giving a forecast and Bambam ends up both giving the weather and throwing Miho’s toy- only for the puppy to come back to him. You can hear laughing in the background

There was once a bug on the Live Traffic Cam, and the green screen showed it and Mark SCREAMED and will never live it down, ever

One time Yugyeom couldn’t wake up enough to put in his earpiece and ended up fumbling with it on Live Television while Jinyoung laughed at him

Another time, Jinyoung accidentally said “food fuck” instead of “food truck” and the rest is history

“At least I’m not into foodplay"

"Oh I heard about this good food fuck that’s stationed down the street"

Bambam wore a black and white stripped turtle neck one day, and will never wear one ever again. Reason: when Yugyeom and Jinyoung transitioned from regular news to the forecast, Yugyeom announced with such a serious tone "And Now, Weather, with The Hamburglar.” And Bambam had to be forcibly reminded by Mark that he couldn’t tackle a news anchor while they were Live

Mic check usually includes things along the lines of “I want to kill myself, one, two, but first I’ll kill Yugyeom, one, two” “I want to go home, one, two, and get away from this abuse, one, two"

Jinyoung constantly flirts with the makeup artists and Yugyeom fake barfs 24/7

Sometimes to mess with Yugyeom, Jinyoung and Youngjae bribe the people in the script office with lunch to make slight changes to Yugyeom’s script. The shade of red on Yugyeom’s face is one of the greatest things on earth

Jinyoung and Yugyeom are the most busy, having to do promo videos and prerecordings, and while the rest of the boys wait for them to finish up, they take Snapchat videos of them with filters and try to make them laugh. Yugyeom is weak

There’s a running joke that when Mark does his report, he keeps his left arm glued to his side and only moves his right arm, but barely. Even though he’s more free flowing now, when he first started he was so awkward. At random times, one of them (mainly Jackson) will stiffen his arms and waddle around and EVERYONE LOSES IT except Mark ofc

To mess with both anchors (because what else is there to do, honestly) Mark and Bambam convince the stylists to have Yugyeom and Jinyoung wear matching suits, and it’s always too late for the two to change anything and they’re always so??? Flustered about it. It’s hilariously adorable

One time Bambam forgot about the green screen and wore green pants to work… nobody said anything because everybody’s an asshole, and Bambam didn’t realize until he saw himself on screen. He was so embarrassed he flattened himself against the wall, but in the end, told the forecast "like a ninja” and only covered his face when he finished

Being the floor director, Jaebum is constantly moving around the studio, in and out of rooms, up and down different floor levels, and always on his feet. There’s a sense of respect for him, because before, during, and after each broadcast he’s telling everyone what’s happening and waving his arms around and pointing at cameras and making sure everyone has their scripts and earpieces and the field reporters are where they should be- it’s crazy for him. Though this doesn’t stop the boys from messing with him lol. He’s constantly Stressed™

They make it up to him, though, and always treat him to things after each workday is done

Youngjae and Jackson are field reporters, who go out on the street and to local events like fesivals or parades, and the occasional farmers market. The inside workers envy their freedom, but only slightly because of the things they go through

Youngjae once had to go interview miniature pony handlers, and while he was talking to the camera, Live, a pony came over and PEED ON HIM. It was traumatic

Jackson once got yelled and lectured at by an old lady because his hair was bleached, and took all with a smile, though he was constantly makin eye contact with the camera

Youngjae was at the beach interviewing a group of surfers, and a really hot dude came over and slung an arm over his shoulder and he Couldn’t Stop Messing Up His Lines Holy Crap

Both Jackson and Youngjae are afraid of the “Runners”- the people who go behind field reporters and yell things like “OH MY GOD IM ON TV” or run by them shirtless or something. Once one of them accidentally crashed into Jackson and he continued his report from the ground

There was a grand openeing to an amusement park, and both Jackson and Youngjae were sent to go and report together. In the script, they had to ride the “FALLEN ANGEL: DEATH DROP” and Jinyoung and Yugyeom from base phisically tore their earpieces out because the screaming was so loud. Jinyoung still whines about his wounded eardrum

Once when Youngjae was out doing a market brodcast, he didn’t hear the cameraman say it was Live and couldn’t hear the anchors calling for him, and Twitter EXPLODED because he was singing along to the random street musician and “Well, instead of hearing about fruit stands, I think we all would rather like this."

Youngjae didn’t notice until he saw the cameraman crying

When Jaebum got sick (from when he "visited his parents” aka overworked himself) the studio was IN CHAOS because the stand-in, Jae, was still under the title “floor director-in-training” and holy

Jaebum watched the morning news from his place and almost cried when Yugyeom messed up and looked up to where He usually stood and frowned when it wasn’t Him, because He is on His couch and Couldn’t be there for Yugyeom :( he got emo over his favorite bub

After the workday, everyone practically ran to Jaebum’s apartment, only stopping to say hi to people who recognized them lol, and demanded he get better!!! But jokingly ofc

They made him soup and treated him like a king for the rest of the day. Youngjae and Jinyoung stayed after everyone else and because of their care, Jaebum was back on his feet in no time. (He wishes he stayed out for longer tho, he loved getting the attention)

Mark accidentally swore on Live Television because as he was walking to the other side of the green screen, he tripped and fell with a loud “SHIT” and it got so quiet he thought if he laid there long enough he would disappear

“There seems to be some trouble over at the traffic center, Yugyeom, how was your morning so far?"

"It was good, though I could have gone for a longer rest. I’m tired."

"Me too."

”…“

"I think our traffic center is back to normal, what do you think, Mr. Tuan?"

"I want to die, thank you, and now on 6th street-"

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