yuanmousaurus

[yuanmousaurus]

Top ten reasons I should be provided with a catboy harem by the government

Top ten reasons that the government should fund me catboys for my catboy harem: 

This would keep my rage at bay. By funding me with these lovely creatures, the world would be safe. Children could sleep at night. People feel safe walking to the bus stop.

I love catboys. Look at their little ears holy shit. Everyone should have one in their life. A catboy harem could significantly improve my health and wellbeing and even possibly cure my scoliosis

Theyre cute.

I have 6 hostages in my basement.

I’d feed them and shit. I have the ability to make food. I will feed them. They will not die. Do not worry about them. They will be happy with my cooking. They will eat it.

Funny gummy

I have planted 7 pounds of C4 under the Prime minister's bedroom. His wife is in safe hands do not worry. Her organs will be harvested. Our village will not starve for generations to come.

His palms were sweaty knees weak arms are heavy theres vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti hes nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole crowd goes so loud he opens his mouth but the words wont come out hes choking how everybodys choking now the clocks run out times up over blaow

Nya

Give me a catboy harem. Now.

[yuanmousaurus]

intro ig -.-

intro time i guess

-You can call me Angelo and this is a kin blog. I draw sometimes but don’t expect anything. I am a full time weeb and infj (and maybe simp we’ll see). I have no idea what im doing but i guess i just want to talk to some people. 

Heres my kinlist carrd that took seven mintues: https://egggggg.carrd.co/

(my kinlist will probably expand sometime)

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