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like thREE DAYS AND MY ACTIVITY IS STILL FRICKED. I AM SO SORRY. even with notification block it's almost impossible to get through my activity 8)))))))))))

i'm gonna be on ripetorxtten until my activiy is even decently workable. i aM gonna get my drafts done tho

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well. my activity is screwed.

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OH NO

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@prattprattpratt: The name's Douchemaster McChest And this is my first headshot. You're welcome. #throwbackthursday circa 2000

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EYYYYYYYYY MY SISTER GOT ME THE AWESOME MIX

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       "You fuckin' serious?"

               not like the kid's gonna find much of                anything in there. a bachelor's fridge                is a bachelor's fridge. twelve different                types of mustard and some leftover                takeout, if this is a good week.

    Don’t mind him. He’s just stealing some of your food. 

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so i'm probably not gonna be super active replies-wise for a little while, but if you wanna text me (IC or OOC), use my kik (goodmorningdoodlebug).

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rootless // marina and the diamonds

lower case society tied to no community a kingdom without a king with no sense of belonging

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i'm here i'm queer and i'm not good at rhyming

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before writing your au, consider the following: 

meeting while waiting for hours on end in the emergency room au

monopoly night au

commiserating on a night shift at mcdonalds au

you were the only one that offered to help me move in au

marching band au

sharing a high school school textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners au

working in a museum au

panicked yelling in unison because of lost baggage in between connecting flights au

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ya i'm gonna get offline i'm suddenly remembering how much i hate being responsible and all too adult

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        "I ain't a fuckin' baby               and I ain't in need 'a no           haircut from you either!"

                TRANSLATION: i'm a huge baby and i care                  way more about my hair than i'll ever admit.

"Do you /ever/ cut your hair? Come. I'm going to cut your hair."

      “If you think I’m lettin’ you anywhere       near my face with anythin’ sharp,        you gotta rethink my opinion ‘a you.”

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            "Huh. Well. Safe to say,              you're a fuckin' idiot  !!"

       ’ the key. i swallowed it. ‘

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I need a nap and an orgasm.

An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)

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