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magnus archives au where everything is the same except father strange is the Archivist

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I just envisioned a Female Joker dominating me and my holes quivered. What does this mean for feminism?!

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vote for kamala harris pretty pretty please

she def isnt perfect and she's done some rly icky stuff but she won't outlaw abortion or shrink the epa

You motherfuckers yes I hate Kamala too but when she is announced to be the Democratic candidate we are all going to shoot fireworks and go to the goddamn polls

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Ok so now that you tolerate women and despise men… what about your relationship with Kermit and The Joker ? Are they an exception to your “Men DNI” ? You have addressed them as men (or at least refer to them both with he/him pronouns). Genuine asking for clarification, Mr. Croaker.

Since I have declared men evil, if I am to ethically keep simultaneously dating and kinning Kermit the Frog and the Joker...Hm... I may have to Transition to appease Big Woke as well as Feminism. Gosh Darn It! If I must! If I must do so for feminism!

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HE SWITCHED SIDES

Greetings, Homosapians.

My name? Heh. Don't be so coy.

Kermit. Croaker. Joker. Clown Prince of Crime. Bro Strider. The Original Adam. Vriska Serket. I am a man of many names, so keep up unless you want to be schooled by myself or my league of dedicated followers. Mess with Croaker Nation if you dare. Don't ask me about my Pro Nouns unless you want me to roll my eyes at you and kick you. HARD. I train my kicks for hours every day, so bones WILL be broken.

♤♡◇♧

DNI:

Other Kermit/Joker kintypes

People who frequently post about Dennys (I have Dennys trauma. Genuinely fuck all of you Dennys enjoyers! Toxic.)

Anyone who kins Gonzo or Batman. Fuck you, Batsy... *voice drops to a low growl* And double fuck you, Gonzo.

Protestants. (Self Explanatory)

Klance shippers-- annoying.

Brennan Lee Mulligan apologists.

People under 21, just a personal preference, please respect it

Anyone who engages with Harry Potter-- fuck terfs and fuck JKR!

Snape apologists

Anyone who violates my previous DNI. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH AND RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES. It is not my job to do emotional labor for you and tell you what those boundaries are. Be respectful and figure it out.

One exception to my previous DNI, however: Women may interact with my blog. You see, I have been reading a webcomic called Homestuck and awakened a Vriska kintype in the process. It has made me realize how close minded I have been and that hating an entire gender based on shallow stereotypes is reductive and harmful.

Men DNI. I am an advocate for the feminist movement and have made it my sworn duty to destroy those who oppose it.

Good Omens fans. Y'all are annoying.

Tumblr user Strange Aeons. DO NOT INTERACT or I will get you with my sword. Consider yourself warned.

As for those of you who are afraid of seeing what real darkness and depravity looks like? Heh........

Run While You Can.

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If sexual activity between same-gender people became illegal, the police would be the ones enforcing those laws.

That's why police are not welcome at Pride. Pride is for unconditional supporters, not for those who would become enemies as soon as they're ordered to.

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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trench coat, mustache, whatever... someone's gotta set up the honey festival and you guys seem like you have bigger problems to deal with

//UNMM… HELLO??? If you are a bunch of bees in a trench coat I humbly welcome you to my chaotic blog//

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I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash

It' 100% does not have things like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, several gm guides, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, and class builds

In no way are there any pdf’s relating to any wizard who may or may not be residing on any coast

(Edit that I’ve moved the folder to the new link above! So if you catch a different version of this post that link won’t work anymore!)

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does the haiku bot pick and choose its posts or does it see all haikus

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

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this year we must unite as a website and burn the gavlebocken. the goat must be destroyed. it cannot be allowed to survive another year. burn. the. goat.

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my favorite implication from npmd's pro shot is that the chasitys are both respectful of pronouns and also deeply homophobic. like karen is the one that accuses ziggy, using their pronouns effortlessly, and then later grace says that ruth is in hell for being bisexual. it's so funny. oh you're trans? oh cool! please tell me your pronouns and chosen name so i can condemn you to hell properly :)

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ok every keeps saying grace was possessed by the lords in black at the end of npmd but she did the exact same thing at the end of abstinence camp and the lords in black didn't show up once in that episode. they weren't even mentioned. barely even alluded to

and yet both stories end with grace actively threatening the lives of her peers with a brutal demise if they stray from celibacy. guys i dont think she was possessed i think grace is just Like That