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A conversation about King Zeus and Queen Hera's relationship. And a narrative on why we can't read the mythos and perceive them as truth.

Come with me on a bit of a journey.

Throughout modern media and historical accounts, we see that King Zeus and Queen Hera have a marriage that can only be described as tumultuous. King Zeus, a known cheater and liar, married to Queen Hera, his sister, and the Goddess of Marriage and Fidelity. Women prayed to Queen Hera to be blessed with a Marriage unlike Her own - one of faith, one of trust. One of reciprocity.

King Zeus is depicted in mythos as being disrespectful of His Wife. In Homer's Iliad, we see several instances in which Queen Hera attempts to revolt against His word, and very quickly, She is punished or shot down. King Zeus ruled over Her with an Iron Fist, as was expected of the Patriarch of the Ancient Greek Household. Especially Kings.

Not acknowledging this fact would be negligent. The Ancient Greek Household had a very particular rule of order - especially amongst royalty. A King ruled over all, his Wife was to listen, and the children were to fall in line. This was the standard for the time.

However, times have changed. With this change, the perception of their relationship must change. In the modern era, the relationship between man and woman looks much different. At least, the ideal looks different.

The newer generation values a relationship where both parties, regardless of sex or gender, are equals. There is no distinct breadwinner, there is no distinct person who "wears the pants" unless otherwise communicated. And King Zeus and Queen Hera reflect this. I have spent plenty of time with the two of them as of late, and they are nothing like the myths depict. King Zeus speaks highly of His Wife. And the few conversations I've had with Queen Hera, She sings His praises, just as He does for her.

Now, in terms of mythology itself...

Here is how I break it down.

Let us say, for the sake of examples, you have a governing document written 400 years ago. It was written based on the ideals of the people 400 years ago, what they needed, wanted, and what they thought was best. And they never changed them. Sure, the document has been translated time and time again as the language becomes more ancient, but other than this, they don't touch it.

Now, 400 years later, in a developed society with new ideals and new ideologies based on that of the old, you have two options. You can either take the document as it is, literally with zero nuance. Or, you can look at it as a breathing document and shape it to fit the ideals of the new society you live in.

This is how people tend to look at mythology. Mythic Literalists, and Mythic Revisionists, as I'll call it. Mythic Literalists will take a work of mythology and look at it as it was written. King Zeus betrayed Queen Hera time and time again, and Queen Hera made the women He slept with face Her wrath rather than confronting King Zeus Herself. A Mythic Revivalist will take this and say that, yes, King Zeus did betray Queen Hera, and She did make other women face Her wrath. What is the allegory behind this? What is the message?

Taking Mythology at face value is what turns people against certain Gods and leads to villainization. The amount of people who turn their heads away from King Zeus due to the stigma that He's a horrible God who rules with an Iron First is astounding. They victimize other Gods like Queen Persephone and may claim She is unhappy as Queen of the Underworld. This is definitively false - both of these narratives. Which is why Mythic Revision is important to understanding the Gods in our modern day.

May I leave you with a bit of homework, so to speak. What is your favorite myth, how did you view it before, and how would you view it after the modern application of it? I look forward to hearing your points of view.

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PLEASE DO NOT USE TIKTOK AS A RESOURCE FOR HELLENIC POLYTHEISM

Tiktok is probably one of THE WORST places to learn about REAL hellenic polytheism because it is rampant with misinformation and most creators are only interested in views and parroting misinformation THEY heard. Yes there are some great and informative creators on there to learn about the hellenic gods but they are far and few in-between.

INSTEAD if you're new to the religion and have no clue where to start researching/learning, here are a few phenomenal creators on here with wonderful and informative posts!

@wisdom-devotee has an amazing guide for starting out in hellenic polytheism

@seasaltdevotion also recently made a fantastic post on resources for starting out

@crazycatsiren has a SUPER long list of resources and research material

@khaire-traveler has possibly the greatest list on subtle deity worship for just about every god

Please actually learn from those of us that truly love and covet this religion and spread information that will truly benefit you.

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Pile 1: Angel Aura tower, fire energy, 7 of Birds, the Magician, and 7 of Wands

It's clear you don't believe in yourself. You may very well have been working on your confidence and presence, but you haven't fully gotten to where you'd like to be. Spirit is advising that you plant your feet firmly on the ground and stand for you. Don't allow others to talk down to you. Speak from the heart and act with your highest good in mind. Things may not be perfect. You may not be equipped with what you believe will lead you to success, but you have free will and you have your convictions. Whatever you're striving for you can achieve and go beyond!

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Pile 2: Smoky Quartz, water energy, the Weaver, 5 of Wands, 6 of Swords (r)

You are meant to bring people, animals, and energy together. Through your words and actions you instantly spark inspiration in others. Spirit's advice to you is to be mindful of those in your orbit. Don't include, or weave, people into your life without understanding their full intentions. This isn't a call out. Unfortunately, others can be convincing and mislead you, but remember that everyone has a story. Remind others that you have a story as well and that your strength/energy is not an endless tap to be used at their convenience. Write those into your story who respect & write you into theirs! 🫶🏾

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Pile 3: Mixed stone/Chakra sphere, Earth energy, 7 of Trees, 7 of Pentacles, Death

This is spread is so fun! It reads prosperity, pride, community, and rebirth. Death can look scary, but it gives room for the new. From top to bottom your life is looking towards being prosperous. It's not without work and it doesn't seem like you mind it! The energy around you will be shifting to a collaborative one soon. Whether its just between you and spirit or others there is money to be made. Spirit's advice is to not get too attached. Be malleable and adaptable with your energy/projects and have patience! Always remember that the more you do, the more you improve, the more you grow!

If you've come this far, I'm filled with gratitude thank you so much!

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Say hi to Dotty! 👋🏾🫶🏾

Info about her rescue below the cut!!

TW/CW for animal neglect, shock collar mention.

TLDR:

I'm rescuing a 6 month old pitbull puppy from a neglectful owner. Please visit my Etsy Shop, donate via Cashapp, or buy something off of this Amazon wishlist to help with transition cost for Dotty!

So, Dotty is going to be my new pup. I'm rescuing her from an owner who is not only under feeding her, but also uses a shock collar so often the skin under is raw and has become infected. The infection is minor and is being treated. Shes under weight, but thankfully not starving as she has a ton of energy.

Dotty is seriously just a baby! Shes only 6 months old & I am so filled with joy she'll be in my care...however I need help wherever I can. I'm paying for her transportation, medical bills, and training which adds up to a lot of extra cash I don't have right now.

I'm a psychic medium, tarot reader, and I also do spell work for folks. Those are my main ways of earning money & I'm willing to discuss deals! I also work at a metaphysical store, so if there are things you'd like to learn or supplies you need a long your spiritual journey shopping with us helps too! I'll send shop info upon request (:

If you've read this far, I'm so grateful for you!

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Pick-A-Pile Reading!

Grab a reading via Etsy or see my most recent post for ways to support me! Thank you, have a blessed Saturnī 🤟🏾🫶🏾

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Pile 1: Angel Aura tower, fire energy, 7 of Birds, the Magician, and 7 of Wands

It's clear you don't believe in yourself. You may very well have been working on your confidence and presence, but you haven't fully gotten to where you'd like to be. Spirit is advising that you plant your feet firmly on the ground and stand for you. Don't allow others to talk down to you. Speak from the heart and act with your highest good in mind. Things may not be perfect. You may not be equipped with what you believe will lead you to success, but you have free will and you have your convictions. Whatever you're striving for you can achieve and go beyond!

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Pile 2: Smoky Quartz, water energy, the Weaver, 5 of Wands, 6 of Swords (r)

You are meant to bring people, animals, and energy together. Through your words and actions you instantly spark inspiration in others. Spirit's advice to you is to be mindful of those in your orbit. Don't include, or weave, people into your life without understanding their full intentions. This isn't a call out. Unfortunately, others can be convincing and mislead you, but remember that everyone has a story. Remind others that you have a story as well and that your strength/energy is not an endless tap to be used at their convenience. Write those into your story who respect & write you into theirs! 🫶🏾

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Pile 3: Mixed stone/Chakra sphere, Earth energy, 7 of Trees, 7 of Pentacles, Death

This is spread is so fun! It reads prosperity, pride, community, and rebirth. Death can look scary, but it gives room for the new. From top to bottom your life is looking towards being prosperous. It's not without work and it doesn't seem like you mind it! The energy around you will be shifting to a collaborative one soon. Whether its just between you and spirit or others there is money to be made. Spirit's advice is to not get too attached. Be malleable and adaptable with your energy/projects and have patience! Always remember that the more you do, the more you improve, the more you grow!

If you've come this far, I'm filled with gratitude thank you so much!

Please consider getting an Etsy reading or sending a tip via Cashapp!

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Say hi to Dotty! 👋🏾🫶🏾

Info about her rescue below the cut!!

TW/CW for animal neglect, shock collar mention.

TLDR:

I'm rescuing a 6 month old pitbull puppy from a neglectful owner. Please visit my Etsy Shop, donate via Cashapp, or buy something off of this Amazon wishlist to help with transition cost for Dotty!

So, Dotty is going to be my new pup. I'm rescuing her from an owner who is not only under feeding her, but also uses a shock collar so often the skin under is raw and has become infected. The infection is minor and is being treated. Shes under weight, but thankfully not starving as she has a ton of energy.

Dotty is seriously just a baby! Shes only 6 months old & I am so filled with joy she'll be in my care...however I need help wherever I can. I'm paying for her transportation, medical bills, and training which adds up to a lot of extra cash I don't have right now.

I'm a psychic medium, tarot reader, and I also do spell work for folks. Those are my main ways of earning money & I'm willing to discuss deals! I also work at a metaphysical store, so if there are things you'd like to learn or supplies you need a long your spiritual journey shopping with us helps too! I'll send shop info upon request (:

If you've read this far, I'm so grateful for you!

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𝐴𝑝ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑑𝑖𝑡𝑒 Χρυσεη - 𝐺𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑛.

A devotional post for Lady Aphrodite Chrysea.

O sweet Lady Aphrodite,

Foam-Born Goddess of velvety waves,

She as golden as the apple of Paris,

Upon the shimmering water, I see your dancing form,

In the brilliant evening sun I see your golden smile,

Amongst the frolicking dolphins, I see your joy,

I praise you in all names, sweet Goddess

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Pick a Card: Message from your Inner-Child

Your inner baby needs you to listen. This reading will help them speak their mind clearly. Will you hear them out? Take what resonates and let go of all the rest but be willing to accept new experiences.

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Decks used are The Kawaii Tarot, Pure Magic Oracle, Romantic Lenormand and The Karma Cards.

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PILE ONE

Astrology: Capricorn, Aquarius, Libra

Song: Pantsuit Sasquatch by Molly Lewis

Vibes: Green, red, night sky, thorns, bouquet, red flowers, chess, star gazing, alligator, aroma therapy, herbal remedies, apothecary, rabbits, snake skin, olive branch, Zues, Demeter

Cards: 6 of Swords, Saturn, Tower, Lilies, Herbal Craft, Hallowed Heart

Hello, pile 1. Your inner child is really tired of having to be the adult for people who are older than them. They are tired of playing mentor for those who should be mentoring. They want to be done with those people. They are holding up a building with their tiny arms and their shaking frame. As if someone put the world on their shoulders and asked them to carry it with bones that were not developed enough to hold it and without the mental fortitude to withstand the pressure. They wish to rest. They wish to lash out at the adults who relied on them before they were ready or willing. I see your inner child resembles Alice in Wonderland. After the wicked adults in your inner child's life grew white flowers, they demanded it was your fault and made you paint the white roses, red. They took their purity. They hurt you a lot.

The main message I am hearing from them is, "Please be gentle with my little heart and my small frame. I was treated harshly purely for being alive. I need healing. I need time to rest and recuperate. Please do not yell at me for my mistakes. Please do not hurt me for my shortcomings. I did not ask to be here. I only wish for it to get better than it is now. I'm sorry I wasn't mature. I'm sorry I've been impatient but I have been patient for so long. I've spent so much time waiting for my caretakers to do their jobs. Please. I don't need structure. I need relief."

They do not hold you accountable for everything that happened to you, my dear. They are reaching their little hands out for you to help them up. They want to be more present in your life. They want to have fun again. They didn't have enough of it as a child. They want to play outside. The last message I'll leave you with is some advice I find very important.

"Play is the psychological opposite of Trauma."

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PILE TWO

Astrology: Scorpio, Gemini, Cancer (maybe libra)

Song: Burn Your Village by Kiki Rockwell

Vibes: Grey, pink, purple, corvids, pinecones, sage, lavender plant, grizzly bear, spider, scorpio, eagle, hummingbird, long hair, video games, D&D, law, Zephyr, Eurus, Callisto, Artemis, Hecate

Cards: Justice, Clouds, Bear, Hecate's Path, Songbirds, 8th House

Hi, pile 2. Your inner child is full of vengeance. I see that without the vengeful energy they are very respectful and kind. Their anger is extremely understandable and a reaction induced by the environment they grew up in. Your inner child has an intense sense of justice. They know they have been treated unjustly by the authority in their life. Those in control of their circumstance took their autonomy and right of trial. The authorities judged you harshly for no good reason and were unpredictable. The authority would explode at random instances making them hard to anticipate. They were dangerous. Purely because they wanted to make your life miserable to cope with their own miserable life. Your inner child did not deserve that. Your inner innocence was corrupted into a furious and resentful person. They are aware they deserved better. They were conscious of their mistreatment. I see they could have been mistreated because of their race or gender.

The message I am hearing the loudest from your inner child is, "Those filthy horrid people deserve to atone for their wrong doings. No one helped me. They didn't even listen. They took that authorities word for truth and no one heard my side of the story. I am not a liar. I am not guilty. I did nothing wrong and now my older self doesn't even believe me either. The people who did this to me will pay. They will face justice if I have to be the one to dish it out. I hate them. I hate what they turned me into. I was pure. I was innocent. Now look at what they have made me. This isn't fair. This isn't right! Why was I treated this way!? Why does no one believe me?! I will never abuse power like that person did. I will end this cycle of abuse. I release and remove everyone who blamed me without learning the whole story. I am letting go of the pain they put me through. They do not deserve me or my kindness. They only deserve my hatred and resentment. I hope they burn."

Your inner child begs you to protect them from the people who did this to you. I can feel they are still in your life. It might be a father or a brother or an uncle. I also see it could be a pastor. Your inner baby will continue to lash out at random times because they have no where to aim all this negative emotion. They want to be free of guilt that shouldn't be theirs. They want to be free of judgmental eyes. Free them from the illusion that this authority laid over everyones eyes. I leave you with one last message.

"The weakest link will target the strongest link to avoid that they're useless."

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PILE THREE

Astrology: Virgo, Leo, Sagittarius

Song: Heart of a Dancer by The Happy Fits

Vibes: Blue, pink, forest green, androgenous, duality, 2b hair texture, robins, blue jays, coffee mugs, sculpting, yin/yang, balance, rose quartz, pearl, magnolia tree, gardening, bonfire, 3rd eye, Aphrodite, Hermaphroditus, archangel Samuel, Lucifer Morningstar, Baphomet

Cards: 8 of Cups, Birds, Woman, Pyro-kinesis, Closing Circle, Virgo, 7th House, North Node

Hey there, pile 3. I feel many complex emotions from your inner child. I see how they were conditioned is much different than how they genuinely are. They were conditioned to be quiet, serene and passive. But when they are acting genuine it is exact opposite. They are loud, angry and active. There is a need to walk away from their conditioning and those who conditioned them. They don't know how to ask that of you because of how they were taught. They do not speak unless spoken too and this makes it difficult for them to communicate with you. They are anxious they will be punished if they ask for anything of you. Invite them forward and allow them to speak their mind. They hold back a lot of emotion that needs to be expressed. You need to be open to hearing what they have to say.

The important message I need to tell you from them is, "You will benefit from our collaboration. I'm sorry for speaking up but you are not following your heart anymore. You are following what you have been told. This is not authenticity that you display. It is fake. Even if it is well-meaning you are not yourself. You are pretending to be someone else. Please let me express my rage. Please let me express my heart. I can't hold it anymore. I don't wanna feel this way anymore. Let me chatter and chirp and yell and scream. I wasn't allowed to when I was young. I need the freedom to do so now. Allow me to open doors I was never allowed to enter. Please see me in my full complexity. I am more than just a pretty face. I am more than my body. I am a person. I have personality. I have beliefs. I am a benefit to society when I can speak. I am not a waste. I am good as I am. I don't need to bottle my true self to make others comfortable. Free me, please."

They are asking you to allow yourself and your inner child to be themselves. They deserve space to exist freely without having to hide themselves away. I honestly don't need to say much more but I will leave you with one more piece of advice.

"Authenticity is the most powerful way to exist."

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PILE FOUR

Astrology: Taurus, Aries, Pisces (maybe aquarius)

Song: If My Heart Was a House by Owl City

Vibes: Muted colors, yellow, orange, fairies, sunflowers, barn owl, cat mint, raptors, vase, eyes, beards, lotus, candles, chimneys, diamond, playing cards, hobbits, anime, Apollo, Athena, Aphrodite

Cards: King of Pentacles, Sun, Owls, Ancestors, Gnomes, Aquarius, Venus

Hello and welcome, pile 4. Your inner child is asking me to tell you that you won't find the love you are looking for in other people. You won't find it in romance. You won't find it in friendship. At least not until you can find it in them. They didn't have the luxury of building their life on an identity that was theirs. They don't even know who they are. You need to explore them. Discover yourself in them. Be friends with them. They long for connection and the only one who can give that to them is you. They spent their whole life just trying to survive that they found identity in the pain they experienced. There is so much more to them than victimhood. So much more than their trauma. They are bright as the sun and immensely smart. They are funny and creative. Let yourself and your inner child grow beyond your collective pain and become something more. Your family isn't the pinnacle of humanity. I have a feeling that your family might have a narcissist among them. They are only a facet of humanity, my friend. There is so much more to your life than being approved by others. You are made of magic. You need to see that.

The message I hear from your inner child is, "I'm done striving for love from people who never intend on giving it to me no matter how perfectly I perform. I'm tired chasing something I'm never going to catch up too. I've always known I'm better than that. They made me feel so small though. They made me feel so pointless and useless. I worked so hard for their love but they will only ever love themselves. They will never have enough room in their heart for me. They make me feel like I'm not enough. I want to give myself the love they never could afford for me. I want to be loved so much. I want to be held and cherished the way I deserve to be. I am enough even if they say I'm not. I've always been enough even though I'm small. They are a giant black hole of emptiness and nothing. They are jealous of my light. I wish my older self could see that. I'm not selfish for wanting to be loved. I'm not wrong for wanting to be adored. I'm worth the effort. Please, see that it's true. I want to be known for who I am. I want to be discovered. I wish so deeply to be seen and appreciated. I'm the only one who can do it."

Your inner child is asking something of you. They ask you to take the role of mother and father for yourself. A role that was never filled even if you had your parents in your life. They neglected you. So much so you felt like you didn't deserve love but you desperately craved it. My dear, I will leave you with one last message and then the rest is up to you.

"You are worthy of being loved by you."

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Blessed Martis & Ave pater Mars! ❤️ Some tidbits I learned about Lord Mars (or Ares) below the cut! Devotees pls feel free to drop nuggets of info in the comments 🫶🏾

Here's a link to my tarot readings! I'll be posting more divination related things very soon (:

Associations, Symbols & Sacred Animals

Warriors helm

Spear or sheathed sword

The god is sometimes depicted as nude young man w/helmet & armor

But usually depicted as an older man, white beard, with traditional Greco-Roman armor. Something he wears all the time. Even when feasting on Mt. Olympus.

Serpents, Vultures, Owls

Colchian Dragon (who protected his golden fleece until the hero Jason & the Arogonauts)

Ismenian Dragon (who protected Mars' sacred spring in Thebes before Cadmus, his son in law, slaid the dragon)

Red & the root chakra

Zodiac sign Aries ♈ , the planet of Mars, and every Tuesday!

That's all! See y'all tomorrow for Hermes/Mercury day! 🫶🏾🫡

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Blessed Friday 🫶🏾 explanation for the video below the cut! Pls comment what you think this could mayhaps mean! It was a ritual/offering for Lady Aphrodite ofc 🥰

Am I new to Hellenistic Polytheism? Not quite, but I have dedicated myself to finding more people within my practice & also educating/devoting myself much more so here I am!

This has never happened.... Candles can be funky and burn in so many different ways but this one feels much different. It literally created a bridge from Aphrodite's altar down into the money bowl you see.

So how do we feel? I use many forms of divination and wax can be read, so I'd love to hear any thoughts. Absolutely open for discussion in the comments or my ask box! 🫶🏾