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✨✅ New Fic Idea Acquired ✅✨

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I'm thinking PreCanon (potentially und3rage 🔞... Shhhh). Very angsty/teenage dirt bag vibes. Doe-eyed Sammy gets hold of a camcorder one summer and never seems to put it down. Dean sneaks a peak at what Sam's been up to and decides to give his little Sammy what he wants. But of course in the spirit of fairness, Sam has to take a turn in front of the camera as well....

However, as time moves on, maybe the boys forget all about the home movies they made. Or maybe when Sam goes off to Stanford, they're the only thing keeping Dean sane.

IDK, really don't know where this would go but Im definitely going to let my filthy little Wincest brain help me figure it out...

— look up into the camera, sammy.

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

1x01 || 3x13

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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

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SatoSugu Fans Unite!

We have a situation... Ok not really, I just had a great idea for an very short drabble and I just need someone to see my vision before I go balls the the walls. Let me set the scene:

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Megumi, Yuji and Nobora sneak out past curfew and head to some hot new club Yuji's heard about but didn't realize it was 21+ only. They sneak in (of course) and are mortified to see none other than Gojo and Getou fucking shit up on the dance floor.

Gojo has ditched his blindfold for a pair of designer shades, hair falling over their brim as he sways. His muscles are sculpted in a skin tight tee, thighs bulging obseenly in pair of dark ripped jeans. As he grips his dance partner's waist, the slim fitting set of abs snaking bare in his palm. Thanks to a cropped leather jacket too stubborn to close, their pierced navel and barbelled nipples gleam under the disco lights. Covered in a thin shine of sweat, the beginnings of Getou's happy trail disappears into a pair of baggy black jeans riding low on his hips. Dirtily he smiles as Gojo whispers in his ear— vulgar lyrics rolling off his tongue like a tease.

Needless to say, this was the last thing the three first years expected to see on their late night getaway; but perhaps the worse was yet to come. Because as Friday greeted them with classroom quizzes and combat lessons, the sudden appearance of a few well placed bruises only refreshed the never dying image of their senseis grinding in a mosh pit of must and booze...

So, how'd I do? Do you see the vision or do you see the vision? I messaged someone to commission some fanart for me, but in case it falls through I wanted the masses to experience this beautiful headcanon as well. Anyway, I got to go but remember: it's SatoSugu Supremacy Forever! 🤍🖤

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In love

Biker bf, punk bf

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I LOVE the idea of young Sam and Dean wandering around Singer Auto like junkyard dogs. Running around shirtless and barefoot with worn through jeans, napping in old rusted over cars and splaying out over each other because it's hot, but they can't be separate, obviously. Drinking grape soda and pushing each other around until they were both covered in bruises and scrapes, still smiling like idiots with popsicle stained tongues. Dean would ruffle Sam's dirty hair and try and convince him to cut it short, Sam would just shove him a little, and they'd forget it, a battle Dean was happy to lose. Sam found a snake there, and Dean, ever the hero, wanted to take care of it. He ended up getting bit and ran to tell Bobby. Bobby told him that he'll be fine and to stop whining, gave him a bandaid, and told him not to mess with it again. They were happy kids at Bobby's.

It's not my usual angst, but I needed the boys to have some joy for once.

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Ughhhh, Stanford Sam would have been IN LOVE...

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Creating the content i want to see in the world: more sleepy derek hale :] a wolf burrito. worrito. wolfarrito.

we'll workshop it.

Also to further my Stiles' erratic taste in music (previous: 1 / 2) headcanon, he's listening to:

Which is another had-it-on-repeat-for-days kinda song for me, what can I say! it slaps. also recommend Bobby, huge earworm.

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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

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to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

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I don’t know if there are any fics on this but it would’ve been so funny if the plot point wasn’t that Mike isn’t a lawyer but that he isn’t from Harvard.

Nothing major changes except for like the prison arc (and a few other misunderstandings). I’m pretty sure the timeline checks out—if a little wonky. Mike is brilliant enough that I’m sure he got a lot of scholarship offers.

He picks Harvard like he originally did and gets banned because he sold tests to the Dean’s daughter (like he originally did) the only difference is that he went to a different school (still Ivy league because of Mike’s big brain) like Yale or Cornell. In fact, I bet he did go to Yale and he absolutely hates Harvard douchebags (even though Yale has douchebags—NOT THE POINT)

Anyways. The secret wouldn’t be big. In fact it’d be comical. Mike still works to put in the effort to fit in with the rest of the Harvard associates, he still goes about his cases as he usually does, he’s just not from Harvard. Jessica doesn’t react with the whole ‘this is gonna get me fired’ it’s more of ‘why the hell did you hire outside of our motto?’ And Rachel isn’t all ‘you should quit’ it’s more of ‘I can’t believe you kept this from me’ but also, later on, very relieved (when she’s accepted into Columbia).

The best part is that some would think he’s a fraud. Like Louis. I think the writers could have used Louis ‘figuring out Mike is a fraud’ plot as like a comical thing that lasts episodes (like it did in the show) only for him to find out that Mike is just from Yale and it would be a anticlimactic reveal but Louis takes it personally and he’s all ‘I cant believe you damaged our integrity’ or whatever.

But yeah. Mike’s legit. He’s just not for Harvard. So no, he still doesn’t know where Harvard students get their pizza but at least he knows where Yale students get drunk. And that whole plot of that girl he dated who broke up with him after he lied about being a lawyer? I think if I tweaked it, he’d be like ‘I’m a big shot lawyer’ and she finds out he’s not or that he’s still a student.

He’d have a part time job at the legal clinic he worked at with Oliver and Nate. And that’d be why the girl breaks up with him, because he lied about how much of a big shot he was but at least he wasn’t a fraud. Actually working at a legal clinic works perfectly because it’d be the job he takes instead of a bike messenger.

Even better, there would be scenes of Mike accidentally running into his old Yale classmates in front of or near the Harvard associates or someone like Rachel, Jessica, Louis, and Mike is just absolutely panicking about it.

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BIG FACTOIDS BROTHER

in the file room

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How would we get by? With stolen credit cards? Eating diner food drenched in saturated fats? Sharing a crap motel room every night?

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jared: but for that [the french mistake] they came to us and they were like “hey, guys, we want to know if you're okay with something” and he and i both- jensen and i looked at each other like, “what are they gonna do?” like, “are they gonna make us kiss or something?” audience: WOO! jared: NO! BAD! [laughs] [x]

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Was all that really necessary? Absolutely.

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Those eyes aren’t Sam’s. And really, they’re not Jared’s either. This man gets 0% of the props he deserves because holy crap he was amazing in that demon blood arc. He just looked powerful. He didn’t even have to do anything, he just had this incredible essence of dark power and ferocious strength. Terrifying and gorgeous. Just… props, man.

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I'd love it... Need it now

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