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*3:30AM IN THE MORNING*

(LOCATION: TRAINING CAMP)

HINATA: *waking kageyama up* kageyama, i was supposed to get water from the canteen but i am scared, the hallways are so long here.

KAGEYAMA (WAKING UP): boke, do it by yourself, oh wait nevermind i’ll get milk i guess, you’re such a crybaby

HINATA: *getting angry*

KAGEYAMA: wtf, boke the canteen’s right there, right there. i’ll go back, just pick get milk for me.

???: are you blind? that’s the vending machine room dummy.

*KAGEYAMA AND HINATA JUMP*

KAGEYAMA: oh hi tsuki, you have a unorganized sleeping schedule too

TSUKI: first of all it’s an and second of all you are such losers

TSUKI: tanaka and noya come out, your hair’s showing and your shoes, stupid

*TANAKA AND NOYA TALKING ON WHO’S HAIR SHOWED AND WHICH SHOE WAS OUT, NOW FIGHTING*

TANAKA: hello hehe, we were trying to prank you guys hehehehehehehehe

???: are you drinking that juice again??? the one that makes you go kinda drunk??

*EVERYONE JUMPS, EXCEPT TSUKI*

EVERYONE: good morning daichi *monotone tone*

DAICHI: i forgot my coat in the canteen, so let me go with you children ~

SUGA: WAIT FOR ME ! Asahi snores too loud.

*EVERYONE WALKS DOWN THE HALLWAYS AND STAIRS*

> will be continued

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*roadtrip with karasuno*

DAICHI: alright kiddos, we’ll be there in 3 hours and DO NOT WAKE UP YOUR MOM.

SUGAWARA: *sleeping*

EVERYONE: YES DAD. OKAY. MHM. SURE.

KAGEYAMA: i keep on losing, give me back my milk or i will kill you with real scissors.

HINATA: *shaking* here you go, it was just a friendly game of rock, paper, scissors. :(

YAMAGUCHI: Tsuki, look at the stuffy i brought ! it’s so big and blue and it will make me sleep easier :D

TSUKI: kay, bye nerds i am sleeping like you guys care, one kick, kageyama passes me those scissors.

EVERYONE: SIR YES SIR.

NISHINOYA: look at Kiyoko 🥰 she’s such an angel 🤩

TANAKA: I KNOW RIGHT 🥰 I CAN’T WAIT TO MARRY HER !

KIYOKO: thank you Yachi for bringing the clipboard :)

YACHI: no problem gorgeou- I MEAN KIYOKO CHAAN :D

ASAHI: *sleeping*

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*in kenma’s dorm, kuroo as dormmate*

kenma (facing towards the wall): i fudging hate you

kuroo: kenma, what do you mean?

kenma: you’re so damn annoying

kuroo: kenma, stop it i am sorry okay?

kenma: get away you idiot

kuroo: kenma i am sorry, i didn’t do anything i promise.

kenma: you’re so stupid the fudge

kuroo: *in tears* KENMA I AM SORRY I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING

kenma: UGH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

kuroo: *crying* KENMA NO TRUST ME WE CAN WORK THIS OUT PLEASE PLEASE

kenma: *turns around facing kuroo* oh hi kuroo, you came home from the grocery so early? kay make me apple pie or somethin. kay bye

kenma: HURRY UP AND HEAL ME I AM LOSING MY HEALTHY

kuroo: *looking at kenma in despair* wtf

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*playing mafia*

DAICHI (HOST): alright, let us now choose whom to eliminate in this round.

TSUKI (DOCTOR): nishinoya. he can’t hide a secret, such stupidity.

YAMAGUCHI (CITIZEN): surprised Tsuki didn’t pick him 🥰* tanaka, he loo-

KAGEYAMA (CITIZEN): asahi i guess.

ASAHI (CITIZEN): i was praying not to get picked in this round, i got 3 votes a while a go.

TANAKA (???): NOYA. I MEAN LOOK AT HIM HE STAYED QUIET THE WHOLE TIME WHO DOES THAT???

NOYA (MAFIA): TANAKA THEN. KARMA.

DAICHI (HOST): Civilians Win. Tanaka and Noya you were teammates???

TANAKA AND NOYA: 👁👄👁

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*electricity stops working in the gym*

DAICHI: it sure is dark, hope Nekoma’s okay back there

SUGAWARA: yeah :(

- a few minutes later -

*light brightens up to someone’s face*

HINATA: AHHHHHHH WHAT THE HECKIE IS THAT

KAGEYAMA: dum dum. that’s kenma you idiot

KENMA: *holding his switch while the Mario Kart Intro plays*

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