yeedalyn

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

“Eda literally just said, ‘It’s obnoxious! I love it!’ And I’ve never heard anything more accurate to her personality before.” 

     “Don’t judge me.”

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

At that, Lilith’s cheeks flushed a little. 

“Eda, I’m trying to get a job at Hexside. I can’t just…vandalize the walls. I could get busted.” 

     “Why the hell are you tryin’ to get a job there?? You could run the shop with me, collect human stuff! Sparkle things!” Jazz hands!

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

There’s a pause as her smirk widens and she looked like she was actually mulling it over.

“Y’know…it has been a hot minute since we got up to anything…”

     “Y’know.. Bump’s not at Hexside today, and the walls are looking really, really underwhelming..”

     “Could always fix that.”

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

At that, she snorted and started to laugh as well. 

“True enough. I’d ask who you are and what you did with my sister.” 

     “That said~. Wanna cause some trouble like we used to?” She asked, nudging her elbow gently to her sister’s ribcage.

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

“Oh, you are so fucking full of shit.” 

     She laughs, of course,

     “You know damn well if I ever started acting like a sensible and promising member of society, you’d be worried as shit about me.”

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

“If my kids didn’t learn how to say fuck from me, they certainly would’ve picked it up from you.” 

“I could ask the same of you. Does mom know you say words that would make a sailor blush?” 

     “Me? Make a sailor blush? For shame, Lils - I am the epitome of an angel, perfect and good and graceful as the dawn.” L i a r.

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

“Listen, I finally developed by the time I turned seventeen. And having two kids helped that. ALSO-!” 

“I’ll say FUCK if I want to!” 

     “You kiss mom with that mouth?” She says, having one of the worst cases of potty mouth this side of the Isles.

[yeedalyn]

@disastertrifecta​ ‘s Lilith

     “Yeah, ya shot up and not out. AN’ WATCH YA MOUTH!”

[yeedalyn]

     Local owl mom disapproves of nephew’s treatment, more at 11--

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

“Ok, you say that but that cake was delicious and you fucking know it.”

“But no, this one does not have mayonnaise in it.” 

     “Yeah, mayonnaise is another word for ‘trust issues’, good or not. Sure, I’ll never say not to chocolate cake.” She assumed it as chocolate anyway.

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

She handed her a bottle and clinked them together. 

“Cheers.”

There was a pause and a grin. “Y’know, I made another chocolate cake if you want to try it.”

     She’s happy to partake.. and then cake. She raised a brow,

     “ ... Did you put mayonnaise in it?”

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

Lilith nodded and shrugged. “Yeah, that’s true.” 

“You want some apple blood, by the way? I got some of spiced kind earlier.” 

     “Love some, sis.”

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

“Fair. Then again, she never managed to bust me when I was drinking. I chalked that up to the fact that she just didn’t care.” 

     “Admittedly, mom’s intelligent but not very smart. She ignores the important stuff in favor of the less important, we both know this.”

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

Lilith ran her hands over her face. “Oh, by the Titan…did mother ever find out? Please tell me she didn’t.” 

     “I’m alive so what do you think??” She’d be dead, Lilith. Deceased. Gone. Pushin’ up daisies.

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

“You did DRUGS?!” 

     “Few times. Not my cup of appleblood honestly - if I’m gonna do something stupid I want to at least have some of my wits about me. Not all, maybe, but some.”

[yeedalyn]

disastertrifecta​:

“EDA!” 

     “WHAT?!"

[yeedalyn]

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