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honestly in mercymorn's shoes i would become insufferable also. you ended the world poisoned the universe lied to me let me eat my best friend and watched and said nothing. and there's nothing i can safely do about it. not yet, not for a long time. if i ever want you gone i am going to have to sit this out and let you think i still love you.

so you know what? i will be screaming everything i say to you from now on. every comment i make will be a criticism or a complaint and it will be delivered with as many exclamation points as i can manage. i will tear your every choice apart. i will openly fatasize about torturing you. i will never ever ever shut up. you will never be without my opinion on anything and it will never be positive. and just when it starts to seem like i've gone too far, just when you start to suspect i may actually hate you, i will pull it back. i will tell you that it's all for your own good. my love for you and your rule is so great that i cannot bear to see even the slightest flaw threatening either. and you will smile and forgive me and i will tell you that your speech was ineloquent your military is disorganized and you need to iron your fucking shirt before you ever show your stupid face in public again. i may never be free of you but motherfucker that means YOU will never be free of ME.

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"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.

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pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

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A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

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hey ladies …. what r you doing over there..

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my swanqueen era is coming back

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jester lavorre character of all time. she's a cleric but she doesn't heal people. she grew up in a brothel. she vandalizes churches. she broke a witches curse with a cupcake. she believed in a guy so much he became a god. she beats people up with a giant lollipop. she pulled off a successful parent trap. half of her adventuring party fell in love with her. shes even blue.

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Salo out here playing checkers while Ambessa came straight from Game of Thrones LOL

she does look good in Lannister colors…

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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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Ylfa Snorgelsson - THE baby girl

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the picture of dorian gray (1890) - oscar wilde

"fuck my yaoi life"

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Little spoon Talis❤️

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req'd by @afteralmostdying

general advice i see

text: Your visions are from soup, not God

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when the bard finally splurges and spends a fancy ninth level spell on himself

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She has a lucky sock. Very necessary when monitoring the bird situation.

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some of y'all fundamentally misunderstand my favorite characters but im being sooooo normal and mature about it. i haven't even killed anyone yet

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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people