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Quotes From Last Night #1

The Black and White Party

"What are you a nun? You can say he's hot." Phoebe Cuckoo to Sophie Cuckoo

"I’m not that easy, Dixie." Dallas Gibson to Dixie Hernandez

"Someone has to be the one to tell you no every once in a while." Julian Keller to Phoebe Cuckoo

"I HAVE MY ID I AM OF THE LEGAL AGE TO DRINK AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE!" Pugsley Addams to Gabrielle Kinney

"Would you like me to get on my knees for you? SORRY, I mean, you look sexy tonight." Johnny Storm to Asher Frost

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Asher: Since we're all friends, I thought it'd be hilarious if I gave you guys codenames.

Asher: I'm Eagle One.

Asher: Gabi is "been there, done that."

Asher: Addie is "currently doing that."

Asher: Wis is "it happened in a dream once."

Asher: Johnny is "it happened during a perfect storm." No pun intended.

Asher: And Cal

Asher: You're Eagle Two.

Calysta: Oh, thank GOD.

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Laura: I'm into curves and my favorite is your smile.

Joshua: ...

Kitty: Are

Kitty: Are you flirting with Josh FOR me?

Laura: I figured I'd help you out.

Joshua: I'm unsure if I should be flattered or uncomfortable.

Cisco: Uncomfortable. And you should start running.

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Eli: I think MK is mad at me.

Eli: She just unhahaed my post.

Zeke: She

Zeke: What

Eli: Unhahaed. Now I'm sad.

Zeke: ... Rude, honestly.

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Jaime: I was going to send out an SOS

Jaime: Then I realized

Jaime: I AM the SOS

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Harry: Jace, why are you trending on Twitter?

Jace: ...

Jace: I am?

[the reason: jace's thirst traps]

Harry: Didn't I tell you to keep that to Instagram?

Jace: It's not my fault the internet knows a hottie when they see one.

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Person A: hey are you sure you like me?

Person B: yes I’m sure baby, can we go back to making out now?

You can choose whoever :)

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Margery: Hey

Margery: Are you sure you like me?

Jaime:

Jaime: Yes, baby, of course.

Margery: Okay.

Jaime: ...

Jaime: Can we go back to making out now?

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Jubilee: Hey Alex! You're an adultier adult that I trust

Alex: Stop right there. Is this an emergency?

Jubilee: Well...

Alex: I thought so. I'm going to bed, goodnight.

Scott: Well? What did he say?

Jubilee: He said it wasn't an emergency.

Jubilee: Quick, Google "How to put out a raging grease fire."

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Brit: Am I dramatic?

Brit: Yes.

Brit: Is it justified?

Brit: Also yes.

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Psylocke: I can't get you out of my head.

Warren: ... Thanks?

Psylocke: No, I literally can't. Your thoughts are so fucking loud, shut up.

Warren:

Warren: I can't believe I let you live in my house.

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Garrett: Babe, did you hire a priest?

Jace: Yeah. I thought it was about time we took care of that ghost problem.

Garrett: Oh.

Garrett: My boyfriend in christ, we are being haunted.

Garrett: But not by ghosts. By two idiots.

Eli: HEY!

Thorn: FUCK YOU!

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Kitty: I'll be DAMNED if I don't make you smile at least once today.

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Kitty: The reason why women have such a high tolerance for pain is because, if we didn't, we'd have all collectively snapped by now.

Amara: I'm sorry I blew up your car, officer. Have you considered that I'm just a girl?

Illyana: Opening a portal to hell? Just girly things.

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