: : arrested for kitten crimes : : header by argodeon : : 24 : : mdni : : she/her : :
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
110K notes
·
View notes
Text
i’ve been a 23 year old girl and i can tell you it does not
75K notes
·
View notes
Text
77K notes
·
View notes
Text
military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
152K notes
·
View notes
Text
fuck you I know what women want
yeah bet you feel fuckin stupid now
bitch >:(
327 notes
·
View notes
Text
“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work
33K notes
·
View notes
Text
evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 2024
27K notes
·
View notes
Photo
50K notes
·
View notes
Text
109K notes
·
View notes
Text
44K notes
·
View notes
Text
perliculture is so advanced. i thought those fun-shaped “freshwater” coin pearls were fakes or cut to shape but they really get mussels to grow these
some look messier than others with thicker nacre but even the neat ones occasionally have nacre bumps.
24K notes
·
View notes
Text
69K notes
·
View notes