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Activity here might be sparse for a little bit because some things kicked off in my family.  Please be patient with me.

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I’m not really feeling being on here today  ( at least right now )  so find me on @sirsharp tbh!

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dreamycollective·

      “ Neat! ”

   Giggling mischievously, the robot had whipped out a camera and was gleefully snapping pictures of the other’s tantrum. He could sell these, or post them all over the internet. Or both!

     “ Keep goin’ long-face. This is GREAT content for me. Bender. ”

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    He grit his teeth, arms waving in a desperate bid to expel attention away from himself.  Constantly caught between craving it and wanting to be invisible, it was difficult to explain his relationship with cameras;  he just knew that this one was one that he didn’t want in his face.

                                ❝ Hey, stop!  STOP-- ❞

    Without thinking, he flung an arm outwards, hand smacking against the camera and sending it toppling to the ground.  He couldn’t be sure whether it was broken or not--  all he knew was that he felt relieved to be away from its lens.

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What is your muse's sexuality? Just wondering because I have a gay character thats Bojack's ex boyfriend from when they were teens to young adult. The relationship ended in a nasty break up but he still loves him deeply and deals with the guilt of how he treated Bojack.

RANDOM  ASKS  ;  ALWAYS  ACCEPTING!

Given that in the show, he only ever showed interest in women, told Herb explicitly that ‘he isn’t...’  with the context being the display of Herb’s homosexuality, and that he flinched away when Herb threatened to ‘kiss him himself’ to show him what to do with Cindy Crawfish, I play BoJack as explicitly straight.  However, he doesn’t have very healthy associations with women because of his mother, and his past instances of sexual abuse when he was a child/with Ana, so he hasn’t had much luck with either women or men.

I also think that though BoJack doesn’t discriminate against anybody in the current day  ( he had no problem with Herb being gay, had no problem with Hollyhock’s eight fathers, actively encouraged Todd to come out as asexual and recognised Maude’s asexuality in S6 and encouraged her to get on Todd’s app ), he had some internalised homophobia on behalf of his father’s comments about “queers” and his ideals of gender.

I’d be willing to do a plot with you that explores BoJack’s sexuality when he was young, though.  I think it’d be an interesting avenue to explore--  so long as we’re both clear that, in the present day, BoJack is more sure of himself and what he’s interested in!

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daisy raises it, gently tapping it against her head. tapping her foot against the ground, she shook her head. bullets. such a primitive way to do things!

     “ concentrated energy blasts. “

she says a bit too casually for her own good. why was a robot idol outfitted with a blaster that high powered? who knows! even she doesn’t know, really.

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    ❝ Huh.  Well now you’re just showing off. ❞

    What was next, screwdrivers that could also self-destruct while they were being twisted?  An apple that could have a private doctor materialise at your doorstep?  It wasn’t as if he was against technology, but dear God...  this seemed a little excessive;  like equipping a madman with a firearm.

    ❝ How concentrated?  What can it destroy? ❞                                            He’s curious now.  You can’t take that one back, Daisy.

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sirsharp​:

                                          HELLO,  CROW  HERE!

I’m really looking for some more people to follow and interact with and haven’t had much luck with graphic promos as of late.  Anyways, meet  EDGAR  STRAHV,  a chaotic, black-magic-wielding, self-sabotaging ��monster  muse  that can shift between a pretty man and a faux-cute ‘’kitten’’ that puts demons to shame!  If a morally ambiguous over-eight-feet-tall  menace sounds like your cup of tea, please consider hitting the  ♡  or the   ↻  ( preferred! )  and I’ll check you out!  

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Have you listened to the commentary tracks on seasons 1 and 2?

I haven’t gotten around to them yet, no!  Not only have I always been a little short on time  ( things are a little different right now because of the pande//mic but that’ll be over in a week or two! )  but I couldn’t find a link to them that didn’t look shady/flag up my antivirus?  If anybody has a safe link I’d be more than willing to check em out!

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“Why wouldn’t I want you here?” was their immediate response, surprise etching on their features. They didn’t think they’d said anything to imply that, at the very least- or at least they hope they didn’t. They certainly didn’t want to shoo away the man’s company. 

“I don’t mind th’ company a bit! Unless y’have somewhere y’need t’ be, a’course! I don’t wanna keep you for long if ya do.”

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    ❝ I--It’s not that! ❞   Internally, the horseman winced.  He hated to sound so outwardly meek;  if anything, he tried to paint a picture of him being coveted and likeable, desperate for people to believe in it.  A hand raised to scratch at his neck, a gesture that was undoubtedly bashful.

    ❝ I’m just used to getting the door shut on me. ❞

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Right-o, everything’s been replied to and queued so I’m officially up to date!

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clydesgod​

Oh god where as he going. He was going to go into a bar and ask for a water wasn’t he. Ugh, he didn’t want strangers getting him water,  it felt…

Well, it didn’t feel embarressing, he was too drunk to feel that. But it would feel very embaressing once he comes back to his senses during his hangover tomorrow morning. He looked on over, seeing him return with a plastic cup in hand. Man, that was shockingly quick.

“Eyoo…you sure?” He asked, taking the cup from his hands gently. He hated these plastic cups, he was always worried he’d accidently crush it in an instant. “I mean…if you insist I guess.”

He then began to drink it, going as far as to try and down it like it was a pint of something. Once he was finished, he’d let out a sign of relief. Man, that actually hit the spot. Put his head at ease for the time being.

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    He watched, trying not to stare too hard but finding himself failing.  It wasn’t actually Richard he was staring at...  no, it was something deeper than that.  Something inside of him, as if his personality was possible to extract--  as if he could observe it beneath a microscope.

            What’s going on in your head, kid?  You remind me too much of myself.

    ❝ It’s good, right?  Letting people help, ❞   he said, powering through his own disdain towards it.  Even saying it out loud made him want to grimace...  but he wouldn’t let this guy know.  How could he provide him with a classic teaching moment if he lost his composure midway through?  If nothing else, he was a solid actor.   ❝ Looks like you should try it more often. ❞

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headcanons based on the 5 love languages:

send one and i will answer the questions listed

Words of Affirmation

does your muse like giving compliments? 

how easy is it for your muse to say ‘ i love you’?

what is one compliment your muse is dying to hear?

what is something your muse loves being praised for?

Acts of Service

does your muse like it when people do work for them? 

does your muse enjoy giving people a hand with work?

what acts of service would your muse appreciate the most?

what is one chore your muse would prefer someone else do for them?

Receiving Gifts

does your muse enjoy giving gifts? 

what is a gift your muse is hoping to receive? 

does your muse prefer receiving more practical or fun gifts?

does your muse like it when someone spends a lot of money on them?

Quality Time 

what is your muse’s ideal date night? 

how comfortable is your muse with prolonged eye contact? 

does your muse prefer conversation or just sitting quietly with their s/o?

is it easy for your muse to devote their full attention to one person at a time?

Physical Touch

does your muse like being hugged? 

where could someone touch your muse to calm them down? 

is there anywhere on your muse’s body they want to be touched most?

does your muse find themselves subconsciously seeking out physical contact? ( ie. reaching for s/o’s hand without realizing it )

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Y’know, despite it being a major theme of the show, I sometimes forget just how old BoJack is.  Like...  of course, I remember from a thematic standpoint, but the way he acts sometimes, and the way he talks--  big child energy.

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“  i want you here.  ”  

SOFT  PROMPTS  ;  ACCEPTING! @cflight

    ❝ Oh, uh...  y’do? ❞     He hovered by the door like a shadow, hand already on the knob.  He was so used to overstaying his welcome;  to being shooed out for being too harsh--  or worse, too depressing.  He didn’t know how to accept that somebody didn’t immediately want him to leave.     ❝ I mean, I can stay.  I just...  thought you’d prefer it if I was gone. ❞

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why do you hate mr. peanutbutter!!!!!

MY MUSE HAS TO BE HONEST FOR 10 ASKS  ;  1/10 @delusionland

    ❝ I d-- ❞   He cut himself off, keen not to sound too emotional, though the indignation he felt had already stained his words hot.  They were filled to the brim with a myriad of different things--  of regret and spite;  of ceaseless complaint and resilient restraint;  of terrible loathing, directed at both the canine and himself.

    After a moment of deliberation:     ❝ I don’t hate him. ❞

    The admission tasted sour, provoking a scowl from the ill-tempered horse as he glared daggers at the floor.  After a moment, his frustration seemed to evaporate completely, leaving behind an empty, defeated stare.

    ❝ ... I’m jealous of him, ❞   he muttered, wincing as his sombre message was relayed.  To admit such a thing...  it was shameful to him.     ❝ He’s always celebrated for being ‘’positive’’, yet nobody stops to really take notice of the shitty things that he does.  He doesn’t listen.  He’s self-absorbed and fake-nice.  He led a movement he has no idea about, just because he had the ‘right face’ for it.  Things just...  work, for Mr.Peanutbutter.  No matter what stupid mistakes he makes, he always seems to get his way in the end.  And even when he doesn’t--  he always springs right on back and never loses his energy.  I can’t do that.  I never could.  He doesn’t realise how good he has it.  I hate that. ❞

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My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

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misc prompts for your feels

“ unique just means alone. ” “ i’m not afraid to die, just wish i could live a little first. ” “ i know i’m a monster, but you look at me like i’m a man. ” “ there’s nothing i wouldn’t do to keep you safe. ” “ we all have sins to pay penance for. ” “ don’t look at me like i’m a hero. you’ll only disappoint yourself. ” “ sometimes when you look at me it’s like…it’s like you’re staring straight past my flesh and into my soul. ” “ you make me want to live. ” “ i know i don’t deserve forgiveness, but i like the idea that some people think i might. ” “ i trust you with my life. ” “ you’re more like family to me than my own blood. ” “ i’ve never had any sort of family before. ” “ your life is far more precious than mine. ” “ i don’t care what happens to me. as long as you’re safe. ” “ i need you to live…cause if you’re gone then, i don’t know what the point of it all is anymore. ” “ i know i’m not the person you want, but i’m here. ” “ i love you, and i know you may never feel the same. but i’m okay with that. ” “ i couldn’t say no to you even if i wanted to. ” “ you’re worth more than this. ” “ why do you walk around as if you’re somehow less valuable than the rest of the world? ” “ please, let me help you. ” “ just let me do this for you. ” “ you do have something to live for. you have me. ” “ you’ll always have me. ” “ i see you. i know you feel so invisible all the time, but you’re not. not to me. ” “ it’s okay to be angry, you’re allowed to be upset about what happened to you. ” “ don’t you realize you deserve more than this? ” “ you’re not a machine or— or some thing. you’re a person, and i’m sorry anyone ever made you feel otherwise. ” “ please, just hold on a little longer. i can’t lose you too. ” “ this scar..what happened? ” “ if you won’t do it for yourself, then do it for me. ” “ you’re bleeding— how long have you been hiding this?! ” “ sometimes i realize one day i could die, i could just disappear and the world would be none the wiser. there’d be no one to miss me and that terrifies me more than death itself. ”  “ i’m not sure i know who i’m supposed to be anymore. ” “ my mind is so loud and i’m afraid it’ll never be quiet again. ” “ when i’m in a crowd i just want to melt away and yet, when i’m alone it’s somehow worse. ” “ loneliness is a poison and i’ve been drinking it for so long, i don’t there there’s an anecdote to save my soul. ” “ i don’t care if the world knows my name, i just want you to remember me. ” “ you deserve more than i could ever give you. ” “ i love you. i know that’s not enough, but i do. ” “ you’re safe with me, you always will be. ” “ you make me feel safe. like i’m allowed to be anything i want. ” “ i’d do anything to be the person you love again. ” “ i’ve got you, you’re safe. ” “ just rest, i’m here. ” “ you can stay with me tonight. ”

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        “He? Who?” Cue a concerned Labrador walking clearly to the table the other was taking refuge under.

        “Are you talking about the milk solicitor  guy that pushes folks to switch to drinking milk and won’t leave till they take a pamphlet?” He nearly gives a growl at the thought of that guy actually coming around here to bother MORE innocent people about their dairy intake!

      “I swear I told that guy to buzz off or I’m calling the cops! If he’s around again, I swear I’m gonna do something mean! Like…bark at him!” If his bark only actually scared people off.

    ❝ Uh...  sure.  Him. ❞

    In truth, he didn’t have a specific person in mind.  The ‘he’ referred to was everyone;  the second he’d walked in to the gathering, he’d felt the walls beginning to close in.  Alcohol--  though in modest amounts--  called to him from the sidelines, peoples’ voices blurring together until he’d lost all sense of direction.  With no bathroom in his line of sight, he’d darted for the nearest table instead.

                                                                     In, out, in, out...  it’ll all be fine.

     Trying to keep up with the lie:   ❝ I mean, what a jerk, huh?  I’ll have him know that I can destroy my body on my own terms, thank you very much. ❞