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Laszlo: Am I kinky? Yeah, you could say that. It’s like, ever since that faithful day back in Catholic school, when I got into trouble and that priest started spanking me, I knew I was into some weird shit. Then, I found this nerve in my knee that makes me nut when I pinch it, and my interest in BDSM just skyrocketed. Out the window, into space.
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Colin: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.
Nadja: I agree. Except replace the word “non” with “extremely,” and after the word “violent,” include the phrase “blood explosion extraordinaire.”
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The Guide: Are you dating Guillermo? Nandor: No, he is just my familiar. The Guide: Oh thank god! Can I have his number? He's so handsome! Nandor, overcome with jealousy:
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Nadja: I found two puppies. I’m gonna name them after Nandor and you.
Guillermo: That’s nice.. I think.
Nadja: They’re named Arsehole and Little Bitch.
Guillermo: And there it is.
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