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I just got my first passing grade in matg in the lqst two years !!!!!
Im so fucking pumped!!!
#yayyyyyyyy#wee hoo#fucking great#im so motger fin happy#fuck yeah#woohooo#fuck evrything#because#i#fucking#passed#fuck#yes#fuuccckkkkkk
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Note to self. Steal lightbolbs to get back at people.
I’m about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
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Goddd im stupid
I just rememberd that time like a month ago i was walking in to the girls bathroom in school to change clothes for gym class and forgot that im not out yet as trans and i walked in and there was a girl from my class in a bra right in front of the door and i made eyecontact with all the girls in the room really fast then shut the door really fast without walking in while saying oh shit im sorry and walking away only to remember that it was not the wrong door and infact exactlly were i was trying to get to and then i kind of beet myself up about it for like a weak and i also ended up dressing up in the bathroom like a building away because i didnt want to walk back in there and need to explain that i forgutt that im a girl at school and yeah im stupid as hell
#gay#trans#ftm#gym class#gym clothes#stupid#im an idiut#stopido#storytelling#stop#i cant even#i cant breathe#wtf is wrong with me#lgbtq
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Gohsts are just souls that the grim reaper didn't have time to show the way to after life.
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Dunno if this is actually true but would be cool
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Getting older and then looking at all these teenagers who have to save the world…..why did I ever think that was acceptable……..they’re so young….let Katniss sleep…….let Harry Potter have a normal school year……..Aang is literally 12, I’m twice his age and incapable of 1 percent of his plot duties, these poor children, these poor acne encrusted puberty enduring babies
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Hogwarts Houses common rooms in Halloween season
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in honour of asexual awareness week, i wanna give a shoutout to charlie weasley, the perfect ace dragonboy
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I could never be a voilin that poisens his enemys food
Because i would probably make cockies and eat all of them
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I have never seen this going aroung so i'm writing one myself.
Shoutout to butch biseuxal girls
Shoutout to feminnen biseuxal boys
Shoutout to biseuxal and panseuxal people who fit to strongly in to the stigma of gay/lesbain people.
Shoutout to panseuxal and biseuxal people who never have people of the same sex or gender atractted to them because they look unaprochable.
Shout out to kids who dont fit in to the norms that the lgbt+comunity gives us
#lgbtq#lgbt#lgbtqa#lgbtpride#lgbt community#gay#lesbian#biseuxal#panseuxal#polyseuxal#aseuxal#aromantic#shoutout
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Always reblog
Happy National Coming Out Day
I love you guys <3
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I agree but i king of feel like mabey slytherin and hufflepuff would switch because as a hufflepuff i 100% would not stop swering for days and slytherins actually tend to act all cute and shit when they are hurt
Hot things
Slytherin: Ow! Fuck! Shit!
Hufflepuff: Owie! *pouts*
Gryffindor: Ouch! *touches again* Ow! It’s still hot!
Ravenclaw: *doesn’t touch it* That’s gonna be hot.
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You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.
(Everything with this illustrations on Redbubble)
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Okay, so a fic where Harry finds out that his animagus is a tiny little black kitten, and he’s all like, ‘shit son, this is my chance to stay out after curfew’ but then he’s out one night, and McGonagall finds him and immediately knows it’s him, and just picks him up by the scruff of his neck to deliver his naughty ass back to G Tower while Harry meows at her in indignation.
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There is a country where the weapons used in a massacre are considered a constitutional right, yet healthcare for the victims isn’t.
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