#im an idiut

[wtfamienyway]

Goddd im stupid

I just rememberd that time like a month ago i was walking in to the girls bathroom in school to change clothes for gym class and forgot that im not out yet as trans and i walked in and there was a girl from my class in a bra right in front of the door and i made eyecontact with all the girls in the room really fast then shut the door really fast without walking in while saying oh shit im sorry and walking away only to remember that it was not the wrong door and infact exactlly were i was trying to get to and then i kind of beet myself up about it for like a weak and i also ended up dressing up in the bathroom like a building away because i didnt want to walk back in there and need to explain that i forgutt that im a girl at school and yeah im stupid as hell

[immilothegoat]

My Boyfriend chapter 1

hi my name is milo the go’at fahey and i have short white hair (that has nothing to do with my name) with black spots and a white streak down the front of my nose and a lot of people tell me i look absolutely adorable (if u dont agree get da hell out of here!). i am a really sweet goat but sometimes im a bit of a prankster. kaz asked me to stop calling him brekkie and i put my middle finger up at him.

one day after me and mal got divorced i decided to take a vacation to oragone (an: oragune is a state in the northwest of the united states and even though its filled with stupid preps its better than calyfornya).

so i take a bus to oragun and saw signs for a place called da mistery shack. i get off there and i take a tor from a guy named stan. stan wore a black suit with a red fez and brown shoes. he is old. stan didnt notice me at first but when he did he went ‘ahh! dipper get this goat out of here!’ dipper is stans grate nephew. he is 12 years old and a wimp who does everything stan says. he was wearing a baseball hat, a red shirt, gray shorts, and a blue fuzzy vest. “shoo! get out of ehre!” dipper exclaimed and he shoved me out teh backdoor.

outside i saw the most beuatiful goat. he was tall (an: for a goat, duh idiuts) with brown fur, one long horn and one broken horn, yelow eyes, and a white fluufy tail. he was eating grass.

‘hi” i replied. “my name is milo”

“hi” he stated. “my name is gompers.”

“it is nice to meet you. i am from ravka.”

“I am from oregano” gompers added. “where is ravka?”

“very very far away. i live there with my friends but i recently got divorced so now i am sad.” i declared.

“oh. did you love them very much?” he asked.

“no. it was all a joke and it mad me feel vury bad. i guess i do lyk them as a friendo but nothin else.”

“do you like organ?” he expressed

“it is not to hot here and there are a lot of trees. the humans here are just as speciesist tho.”

“i no right? thats why i dont talk around them.” gompers observed

“also i was kicked off the tour of the mstery hack. maybe you could show me a round?” i urged.

gompers smiled. “that would be gret!”

(an: how did u lyk my 1st chapter??? like/reblog for more. no flamers!! if u hate for no reason u blocked!!! dont like dont read!!!! preps dni)

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