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AGATHARIO AU: Agatha and Rio stay in and have a cozy date night. Rio finally convinces her wife to dance with her after the wine buzz kicks in.

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AUBREY PLAZA and ELIZABETH OLSEN during press for Ingrid Goes West, 2017

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didn't know what a meme was and yet she keeps making gif-able moments

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The Duke’s Apprentice — Chapter Seven

Lady Dimitrescu x Female Reader

Chapter Summary: After making your rounds and delivering to the smaller local customers, you stop off at the village pub with the goal of learning more secrets about the town and the Lady that lives in the castle above it.

Instead, you somehow end up in a brawl defending the Lady’s honor. 🤷🏽

Unfortunately, due to the unexpected bar fight you arrive late and in disarray to dinner with the Lady and her daughters. You’re asked to go clean yourself up, and when you return it’s just you and Lady Dimitrescu. It’s around this time that you discover you’re a lightweight when it comes to wine, and the Lady has to assist you back to your room.

(Picture credit to Art via SakuraArgentum on DeviantArt)

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Okay, it was a 503 error and now it’s a 502. You know what that means? Everyone but me needs to stop trying to get back into ao3!! 😂

Edit: it’s working again!! Thank you everybody for listening. 😉 😘

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The problem is that America has beaten down its people for decades and gotten them weak and desperate and now promises a way out, a way to transcend and rise above, through selling out their fellow man. They encourage contempt and hatred as one way ticket to not being included with the masses being death marched to poverty or imprisonment or whatever other bitter end surely awaits the people they’re told are beneath them. An embarrassingly large chunk of white men are just straight up nazis these days as a way to dissociate from the rest of the carnage around them, even if they’re broke and uneducated and from an impoverished background themselves. They’ll vote for and align themselves with anything for a taste of power and control that makes them feel a little less helpless. The same goes for minorities. They’ll punch down if they think it’ll get them somewhere, even if in reality they’re punching sideways. I don’t know what else to say, really. Everybody is so incredibly hateful. We are a loveless, disrespectful nation. We are so spread thin by our government that we would sell each other out in a heartbeat for an ounce of relief. This is what we’ve come to.

It’s not even about Trump at this point. He’s gonna get in office and do whatever he does and it’s gonna be a mess but whatever. This is indicative of deeper problem. This is just the ugly consequence of the already present reality in this country that we all just despise each other. There is no solidarity and there is no love. Trump being in office or not doesn’t change the fact that America is a breeding ground for violent hatred. Trump has given people a shining example of how to give in to the worst parts of your human nature and make it the problem of everyone around them. I don’t even know what we’re supposed to do about that. I don’t know if that’s something we can come back from. And if anything COULD be done about it, Trump certainly wouldn’t do it. Honestly, Kamala probably wouldn’t have either. We are so deeply fucked.

However, I must say, if you voted for Trump, I hope that peace never finds you. Instead, I hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you’ve done and who you are as a person.

Love yall. Shit is so bleak but the world keeps spinning until it doesn’t, I guess. We can’t count on the government for literally even a shred of progress or hope so just keep up the good fight in your own personal lives. That’s literally the only thing to be done at this point. Stay safe out there. Maybe buy a gun.

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The Duke’s Apprentice — Chapter 6

Lady Dimitrescu x Reader

Summary: You reflect on your childhood and the years you spent with your aunt while going about your merchant duties.

You befriend Nora, the shy stablehand who would like to request more stable supplies from the Lady but seems anxious to do so. You offer to accompany them to the Lady's office and help make the request but get lost on your way there. You're both rescued by the most unlikely source, and you're left with lots of questions afterward.

Later that night, you have a visitor come to your room. You assume it's Carissa wanting to catch up on each other's day, only to find Lady Dimitrescu at your door.

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opening the road!!! vs OpEnInG tHe RoAd!?!?!?

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The Duke’s Apprentice - chapter 5

Lady Dimitrescu x Reader

Chapter Summary: You learn more about Carissa and what brought her to the castle, and more about the Lady in the process. The next morning, you are summoned to tea with Lady Dimitrescu and her daughters, and have an unsettling revelation.

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BRIDGET

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#lgbtqia+ confirmed!

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Aubrey Plaza reading Thirst Tweets about railing women.

Rio looking at Agatha.

bonus:

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Chapter 4 of The Duke’s Apprentice

Alcina Dimitrescu x Reader/Female OC

(Picture Credit: Amethyst2013)

Summary: You return to the Duke’s place, but decide to take the night off to celebrate surviving Castle Dimitrescu, blowing off steam in the best way you know how. The next morning you debrief with both the Duke and the BSAA, then begin devising a plan to get closer to the Lady. To your surprise, it’s a lot easier than you think, because she is one of the first to greet you when you return for your next merchant visit.