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2020
If someone had told me in December that a pandemic will happen, that I will get into my first serious relationship, I’ll go to sleep after 3 am every night, I will go through two heartbreaks and so much fucking drama and that I still won't have found myself after all of that, I’d have laughed in their face. Idk what I’m saying it’s late
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what was i posting a year ago i-
I'm single because me in relationships is like that
Them: what r u thinking about?
Me: Do you think stars have feelings? 🤔✨
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Midnight Love by girl in red is my religion
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[at the mall]
Casey: Excuse me? I lost my brother. Can I make an announcement?
Employee: Of course.
Casey [to Sam]: Goodbye you little shit.
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Allies emotional support jock
grizz, returning to new ham in the middle of the coup: luke, what's going on? why is she bleeding?
luke: stay quiet, grizz
allie: LET HIM SPEAK, SIR, THAT IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT JOCK!
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Awwww
harry: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
draco, thinking that harry’s taking the piss: i guess it makes my job easier as N and O are already together
*sees harry look dejected while walking away*
draco, internally: oh shit he was serious
draco: nO pOTTAH cOME bACK!
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You don't need to explain yourself to anyone for your own feelings. Just try not giving a fuck
Me
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I'm single because me in relationships is like that
Them: what r u thinking about?
Me: Do you think stars have feelings? 🤔✨
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I WANT THIS TATTOOED ON ME
harry potter au where everything is the same but the dark mark is just glowing green letters saying ‘voldy woz ere’
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Something Grizz would do 😂
Clark: Grizz, calm down
Grizz: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 92, ‘No’
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I love this
Canon: They don’t get along.
Fandom:
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Are you Sirius?
While in the supermarket I bumped into someone
Them: Ouch! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Me: I-
Sirius Black (pushing me away) : no... I'M SIRIUS!!
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