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oc posting so i have something to be proud of yay
how do ppl color fr
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dipper: this town is so weird, and my grunkle doesnt believe me… how is it all possible? who wrote the journals?? isn’t there anyone who can help me solve the mysteries of gravity falls!?!?
old man mcgucket in his junkyard:

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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed
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Wanted to wait a bit before posting the whole (SFW) portions but uncertain how long the entire comic will be available. Get it before mastercard screws us over! (please keep in mind the links are 18+)
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The biggest secret I discovered about writing, and you can see the quality jump between early Curse Words and late Curse Words/TTOU based almost entirely on this, is that you can just go to the next thing. Very early on I used to be all "ok but we have to properly bridge and pace things, we can't jump from the important classroom scene to the important beach scene" yes you can. If nothing interesting or relevant is happening between those two things you can just say "ten minutes later, at the beach" and keep going. If the bridge between them is boring you, it's also gonna bore the audience, and you don't have to write it. You can jump straight to the next interesting or important part and so long as you don't actually jump over any important parts it's fine. The audience wants to get straight to the next thing too.
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the boys after a night of going hard in the gryffindor common room (click for better quality)
don’t bring up my obsession with giving remus cigarettes he deserves a drunk cig after all he’s been through. closeups under the cut!
ps in my beautiful mind lily took this picture



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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them
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How to make Christmas cookies! (2011) / overcooked livestream (2025)
tortoises munching lettuce
#YEAH PHAN POSTING ON MAIN!#phan#dan and phil#d ❤️ p#phan renaissance in 2025 was not on my bingo card#i love being in my twenties and stanning#feel like the horse on the highway#overcooked livestream#i believe in true love#dnp
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25 year old white trans person you are not a japanese teenager
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at this point i only feel safe in the company of internet perverts . these are like the only people left who you can count on to not let the fascism enter their body when they encounter a weird person
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for every boyfriend inspired by Superman (2025) to become a better person, there is a girlfriend inspired by Lois to become a worse person. break into an off limits property today in honor of lois lane. piss off authority and commit low level crimes for the sake of being nosy. love her so goddamn much
#by worse i mean chaotic#use your female mystique to uncover secrets!!!#eavesdropping too#get into everyone’s shit#do it for her#superman#lois lane#clois#superman 2025
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Schrödinger’s waiting room
#comic about feeling left behind but also way too early??#comic#illustration#doodle#ink#traditional drawing#traditional comic#lesbian#wlw#artists on tumblr#my art#procreate
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#comic#doodle#procreate#cats#kitty#PLESDE LET ME KISS YOUR WARM LOAF:(#loafing#risograph#comics#comic art#my art
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