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shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.

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I love how in twilight Edwards all, “I can’t be close to you” and Bella is all, “this is enough” then fast forward a lil bit and she’s like, “All I want is dick, kill me if you gotta”

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Don’t like it? Become God

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my favourite ever literary trope is “you want me to be a villain? i’ll show you a villain” that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on

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i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

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$2,000,000 bank account balance as his first picture and Sasuke cosplay as his third

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no matter how random your invader zims and your narutos were cheese from fosters home for imaginary friends was on another fucking level

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very telling of tumblr to denounce and attack monarchists but praise and devote themselves wholly to Princess Peach, a known war mongerer and imperialist

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Someone: are you ok? Me: *does the feel good inc laugh*

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Scorpio antics

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No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

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First impressions:

My likes are BLAND

I had 3 people who I cut off send me messages that I was meant to receive over a year ago but now are very irrelevant🤷🏻‍♀️

My followers and dash are so beautiful wow

MY FUCKING SIDEBLOGS

I was out when I had this blog but now I’m so much gayer

@lyssalovescookies @imwaitingforyoudoctor can you believe this shit

More updates to come

OH MY FUCKING GOD AFTER TWO YEARS I GOT THIS BLOG BACK

Holy shit I’m about to go through every like and every message that I haven’t seen in 2 Y E A R S

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OH MY FUCKING GOD AFTER TWO YEARS I GOT THIS BLOG BACK

Holy shit I’m about to go through every like and every message that I haven’t seen in 2 Y E A R S

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text your crush "hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P"

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