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Tané 🐉

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I need to stop w the SoC memes but Leigh pretty much wrote them for me🐦‍⬛

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Ayla: Hey, toss me my keys!

(Crier throws a printer)

Crier: I thought you said printer!

Ayla: Why the fuck would I say printer?

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wlw weapon loving women

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Worth a shot

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

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Who would win in a fight

The answer may surprise you

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“but the darkling’s mother abused him” literally shut up. wylan’s father abused him and he never groomed anyone. zoya’s mother tried to sell her and she never sexually assaulted anyone. genya was abused by the king and she’s not a manipulator. inej suffered inhumane treatment and she never wiped out a population. being abused isn’t an excuse to be an abuser

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SHADOW AND BONE | 2.07

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YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME

Nobody:

Kaz Brekker:

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memes nina would (make and) send to the crows’s gc

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idc what you say the crows in s&b s2 were PERFECT. “i will have you without your armor, kaz brekker. or i won’t have you at all.” !!!!! “have we met before?” !!!!!!!!!! nina snacking at every possible opportunity???? inej’s stunt scenes????? when kaz does the whole “i’ve buried your son alive speech” thing and it is so REAL it gives me shivers!!!!! ok yeah, would i have loved to see matthias in the crew? would i have liked a more symmetric timeline? yes! but they were still so shockingly gorgeous while still being fully idiotic just…. delivers the whole essence of being a crow

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do not - i repeat- Do Not - i repeat again - DO NOT expect this season of Shadow and Bone to be just like any of the books! Im going to embrace the new and just get excited about how much bigger the world can be for all the characters I love! Please please please let’s get this show renewed and jump start Netflix on the expanded universe they have planned 🙏🏻

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So... i saw a spoiler

I don't know how to feel about the thing, i will when i have the context but the memes are the memes

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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Anyone else lie in bed at night and think about how the entire plan to get Kuwei out of Ketterdam safely hinged on that medic not bothering to take proper care of him? The man does nothing more than a single, feeble attempt to find Kuwei’s pulse; if he’d pulled back his shirt to apply pressure to the wound or complete any form of resuscitation, then he would’ve discovered the lack of gunshot. If he’d been attentive and caring, he would’ve tried to help the pregnant woman as well and discovered that it was Nina faking being in labour. But there’s no way that they could have known who the medic at the auction was going to be in advance, or at least if they did they didn’t tell the reader they were doing it, so they weren’t working with the known fact that this one guy was out for himself. They were working with the understanding that whoever ended up there, the outcome would be the same. Ketterdam is messed up enough that Kaz could reliably trust for a doctor to not care about anyone but himself, and be willing to allow Kuwei to die. I obviously realise that Kuwei was meant to appear dead at the time, but I refuse to believe that most doctors would see he wasn’t breathing and make no attempt to save him. To watch him get shot and not even apply pressure to the wound. Kaz knew that the medic wouldn’t care, Kaz relied on the medic not caring, but he still went through with that plan. He played the odds. The medic wasn’t going to care, and Kaz knew it. Because no one in Ketterdam ever cares.

…It’s just me, isn’t it?

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inej literally said the worst of her trauma wasn't what the men did to her, she said it was tante heleen. she'd hug you, hold you close, then pinch so hard, she broke skin. you never knew if a kiss was coming or a slap. one day you were her best girl, and the next day she'd bring you to her office and tell you she was selling you to a group of men she'd met on the street. she'd make you beg her to keep you. and the show did not deliver