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Covid hurts a lot of people.

Let’s help some dreams come true.

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a criminal #untitledgoosegame

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Two words. Qrow Branwen.

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DreamShip

My sister’s subconscious apparently ships Fem!Tony Stark with Captain America.

I don’t know how I feel about this.

It could be very cute.

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Philanthroship

1.) V. To ship in a platonic sense (as in with best friends) in a non-romantic way.

2.) N. A relationship in a platonic, non-romantic manner. (as in with best friends.)

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I Texted My Roommate

Me: Can I talk you into bringing home a frozen pizza for dinner?

Roommate: Absolutely. What's up?

Me: Low tire and the car won't start. Someome took me to buy a charger, but it's still charging.

Roommate: Oy... What kind of ice cream do you want?

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This... and then the empty spot in my memory itches for a while.

I was going to post a post

But then I walked away and I can’t remember my post

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Sometimes I'm so good at pretending to be okay that I scare myself.

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Rough Week

Sometimes you don't know how much a bad week has worn you down until you get home and find that your roommates have done the dishes and it makes you cry.

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Post Car-Accident Thoughts

I find it hilarious that when I'm nervous or angry and my blood pressure goes up, it puts me into the normal blood pressure range.

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My computer is weird. Look what the screen saver is doing. I can’t figure out what’s causing this. I almost don’t want to since it’s hilarious. Sorry about the camera shaking. I couldn't keep my hands steady. Too tired.

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An Open Letter

Dear people who let their dogs bark at night, You are the enemy of those of us who do not have air conditioning and must sleep with the window open. Please think of this before you let your dog bark outside all night, and don't do it. Thank you.

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Dream Logic

I had a dream last night where I was at someone’s house and tried to either sit or lie down on the floor for some reason, but the place was in utter squalor with kids’ and baby toys all over the floor. Stacks of paper slumped and fell over in random places and there were dishes and other things mixed in. Then this large spider, like a small tarantula, crawled out of the junk and I thought, “Shoot! Someone will kill this guy if they see it.” So I picked it up with a pair or forceps that were just sitting there for whatever reason. For a moment, it looked like it was going to tear its own leg off to get away but then it transformed into this snarling weasel thing that was trying to bite me. Somehow the forceps were long enough to keep it away but I knew I couldn’t hold onto it much longer. I ran outside onto the crumbling porch and flung it out into the field. Sadly, someone followed me out and was standing in the doorway when the thing came racing back so it got into the house again.

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It got winter cold again a few days ago after being warm for a long time. My furnace is still broken, so this is how I warmed up my bedroom.

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Unseasonable Holiday Music

It's snowing so we're listening to Christmas music again. At least my team is. The other team (having lost the last nerf battle over this issue) has rebelled and they are all leaving to work from home.

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Today's Adages

“A closed bedroom gathers no cat.”

“No dirt, no flowers.”

"Finish one debt before you start another."

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My family:

Brother poked his fiancée in the ribs while she was carrying stuff. Fiancée: "You see this?" *raises the hand in which she's holding a wine glass* "This is the hand I usually punch you with. I'm holding glass!"