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Batman Appreciation Post #12
Batman’s Baby Fever
Batman Master Collection
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Batfamily Members as Real Quotes I’ve Heard at College (pulled fresh from the notes app)
Jason: I really just want to have a fistfight with a goose.
Steph: Waffle House is literally my whole personality.
Dick, missing important case details on comms: Sorry, I was doing the Macarena.
Tim: I’m like the Mr. Worldwide of mental illness.
Duke (to the first cult he has to fight): Hypothetically, if I was going to be sacrificed, could you do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell?
Cass (ominously, where criminals can hear her): I see your sin, sin, sin.
Damian: I am first, always, and forever a hater.
Brucie Wayne: Better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
Alfred: You should fear what I can do with the second amendment. But I wouldn’t need the guns to stop you.
#batman#batfamily#bruce wayne#tim drake#jason todd#duke thomas#alfred pennyworth#damian wayne#dick grayson#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#brucie wayne#incorrect quotes#things I’ve heard in real life that I keep track of to make me laugh
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