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you stick your fingers in my cage... my pitch black cage. you feel something cold and wet...you retract your fingers and to your horror you realize i painted your nails! :) i hope you like them
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I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me
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I need to show you guys the recipe my sister just sent me
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shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’
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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
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Can I say I think it's insane how "xenophobia is fine if their government is bad enough" is like a mainstream liberal opinion to have. Also just deeply funny to think that way as an american. You think random people should be hated for where they're from except for you? War crimes capital of the world? Please be serious. Or is it like a guilt thing. Idk
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we have got to start putting gargoyles on buildings again
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Watch online free is such a beautiful name for a child
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broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you
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doctors keep telling me my dna is identical to that of a hamster & I shouldn’t be human shaped or even alive but whatever
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hey man thanks for inviting me over by the way. oh wow your house has a lot of chintz. yeah this place is just full of the stuff.
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