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Jonghyun: I am NOT paranoid

Key: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jonghyun: I DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN!

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mole x collarbones

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me, stepping up to a nonexistent mic: ahem yes today i would like to talk about SHINee

no one: is even remotely surprised

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「131015」bumkeyk hotel roommate is taemin. flightmate is always 종

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so i rewatched “ring ding dong”, and imma be frank with ya; there are tears in my eyes right now. there are tears in my eyes because (1.)my babies were so smol and tiny and precious, but also because (and i say this with love) (2.) rdd came out in 2009 and the aesthetic is both iconic and mortifyingly dumb

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that means that shinee world-exo planet-neo city exist in the same dimension?

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someone said ring ding dong is the bohemian rhapsody of kpop and i havent stopped thinking about this since

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I can’t imagine my self being a fan girl at like 30 but I don’t think I can stop

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Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

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so i’m watching avatar the last airbender again because of fucking course i am and after zuko beats katara at the north pole he tells her “you rise with the moon. i rise with the sun” so now i’m convinced zuko is the most insufferable morning person ever and katara makes coffee at 9pm.

zuko at 5 am, seeing katara walking around in her pajamas: wow i’ve never seen you up this early

katara: i’m getting ready for bed

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the signs as shinee moments

Aries: kibummie catching jinki’s eye, touching his hand and telling him to “baby, baby breathe!”

Taurus:  taemin touching jinki’s thighs no matter what since forever

Gemini:  minho wrapping his arms around sobbing jonghyun and giving him the warmest hug ever

Cancer: back hug addict lee jinki’s favorite victim minho and minho loving him more for it

Leo: jonghyun staring at jinki while his eyes scream that he loves every single particle of him

Virgo:  “he’s my best friend and he had something interesting to say!”

Libra: taemin smacking kibum on the chest to show he loves him

Scorpio: this kinky ass moment

Sagittarius: jonghyun whispering the dirtiest shit in the world into jinki’s ear

Capricorn:  sleepy jinki clinging to kibum at the airport and kibum taking care of him

Aquarius:  jonghyun sniffing taemin’s neck and hair 

Pisces: choi tenderheart gently touching jinki’s hair and jinki closing his eyes to the feeling

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The Celebrity

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。✧♡SWCIV DVD CONCERT   106/?  ♡✧。

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jonghyun being silly and adorable, for anonymous

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😂😂😂

cr: @948hyuns

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Me: *about to listen to my Spotify playlist of over 100 songs* damn I really want to listen to Deja Boo right now, but I don’t feel like looking through all these songs for it.

Me: *hits shuffle*

Deja Boo: *plays*

Me: Hello????? Jonghyun, is that you?????