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wife-materia · 7 years
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Lord Voldemort got his hands on poor little Harry Potter at C2E2
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wife-materia · 8 years
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The etymological origins of Donald Trump's secret service codename. The dramatic irony is too strong...
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I’ll do whatever it takes, I’ll make a million mistakes, I’ll make the world safe and sound for you.
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wife-materia · 8 years
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Pokémon! Oh! It's you and me! Our servers are history!
Pokémon! Oh! You're down again and I'm trying to sign in!
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wife-materia · 9 years
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wife-materia · 9 years
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white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* 
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Favorite Video Game Openings → Mass Effect (2007)
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wife-materia · 9 years
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white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* 
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Still my greatest gifset lol
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wife-materia · 9 years
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Deacon pinup commission for @derpysunbear!  The Railroad can’t let the Brotherhood get all the recruits.
prints available here!
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wife-materia · 9 years
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wife-materia · 9 years
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in chemistry
chemicals: *react*
the fine bros: see you in court
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Me, sipping a lemonade and watching my life go to shit: hoo boy I'm gonna have to deal with that some day
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I know Best of Han & Leia pt 1
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wife-materia · 9 years
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The best advice I can give teenagers is this: after high school, dye your hair a COMPLETELY different color so no one will ever recognize you and ask what you've been up to since high school. Or just move really, really far away.
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