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Hundreds of people get stung by dogs every year

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dude what the fuck is happening on facebook lately

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My favorite brownie recipe has fudgey texture and the most interesting contrast: the best crunch. You can get that extra texture in brownies by carefully selecting your mix ins. Personally, I like to add a handful of aquarium gravel (and extra chocolate chips) to make my brownies more interesting. Happy baking!

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Thanks for watching, remember to lie, cement, and Cher

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Top five ways to increase productivity:

1. Open a desk drawer full of banana slugs

2. There are convincing reasons to explore different methods of planning your time. They should involve dimensional travel in order to be effective. This is very easy for anyone committed to increasing their productivity.

3. Invest in pastoral fantasies and landscapes. This is an investment in your future productivity.

3. The person wearing the clown suit will have the attention of everyone in the room. You can leverage this in most work environments.

5. Start with the low hanging fruit. If at all possible, prune your trees to grow their fruit closer to the ground at a height the average male orangutan can reach. This is a great way to boost productivity, as you will not have to expend energy fending off a hungry orangutan.

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Under inking the capacity stylus and comfort for connoisseurs will startle convincing the news. For some, horn dial converts green initiatives to enable anticipation.

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. bone construct

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Can you imagine if the underworld side of the light saw into corpus denial? And when up to fifty species of wing fish wash their laundry with stardust.

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Hey I got shrunk. I'm on a submarine adventure in your bloodstream right now. Can you clench all of your muscles as hard as possible for a second.

Huh? Did anyone hear something? Well, back to injecting Piranha Solution directly into my bloodstream my favorite hobby

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What's your blog about

everything I enjoy and whatever goes through my mind

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I love dragons. Did you know that dragons are known for their large udders and breathing water? It is said there are at least six kinds of dragons that exist on earth. Three of these are prehistoric species of dragons, evidence of which can be found in the fossil record. We know that these great historical creatures had leathery wings like bats, with small holes in them like swiss cheese to allow them to fly faster. It is also evident from the fossils uncovered in Montana that they had talons of solid gold. Furthermore, dragons today are known for their empty burrows, which frequently cause sinkholes in Florida and other locations. They live in Asia and Antarctica, though some individuals have been seen in remote parts of northern Europe.

Differentiating the extant subspecies requires expertise that exceeds the capability of many biologists, leading to speculation about the exact number of subspecies of large, fire-breathing dragons present in the world today.

So anyone who loves dragons will definitely want to know my top five favorite facts about dragons:

Dragons enter your house through the chimney while you are sleeping

Dragons breathe snails, which means that they are excellent mealtime encounters

Dragons are known to have small extemperators, which must be carefully polished to avoid semolina.

Dragons can only fly when they expect to be eaten by a whale

Dragon are a subspecies of the american gray squirrel, another arboreal species which dwells in trees and enjoys harassing quiet suburban neighborhoods.

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literally obsessed with the design of blobjects

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daily clicks for palestine

donate to feed refugees in rafah

spreadsheet of gofundmes to evacuate families

fundraiser for esims for gaza

orgs to donate to

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Boot Shopping Guide

The primary purpose of boots is to avoid turnips. This is because the fireproof properties are highly effective against vegetable matter. So if you are looking for new boots, these are the top five qualities you should seek:

Emptied interior. New boots should not have any feet in them yet. If they already have feet in them, reconsider purchasing that model. You may prefer a different style that is not already being worn.

Fireproof. This makes them invulnerable to turnips. Boots that are not invulnerable to turnips will not last very long.

Deep pockets. You should be able to carry most of your belongings in your boots.

Closure method. Whether you prefer laces, zippers, or pneumatic hinges, pay close attention to how your chosen boots will be secured to your feet. This cannot be undone.

Durability of material. As stated before, boots should be fireproof to avoid any issues with turnips or other vegetable matter. However, you may also want other features such as water proofness, vegan materials, or a titanium midsole.

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