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First thing I saw in the news this morning when I woke up was this followed by Tom Holland and Zendaya being engaged talk about whiplash

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It's been getting cold here again after a week of warm weather and in my house that means mice are trying to get in to escape it. Now I have a 15 year old cat and a 9 year old cat that I have had since they were babies.(both of them were born preemies so I took them in from separate family friends to take extra care of since they were bullied away from the mom cats and were starving)

Now the older one who I'll call Lia taught the younger one who I'll call thena how to hunt which included teaching her to not eat the mice and to put the dead mice by the litter box so I can see them and dispose of them.

Well last night thena killed a mouse by the living room table and before I could walk up in time she started EATING the thing and ignored me shouting at her.

So what does Lia do? She jumps on the table and snacks my half empty Gatorade bottle right on top of her head.

And when thena looked up confused Lia just gives her the most expressive " wtf do you think your doing" look I have ever seen on a cats face.

After that thena hid in shame in my room and Lia looks at me with a look of disgust like, "I did NOT teach her that" and I cleaned up while laughing the whole time.

Thena is ok now but is still taking big steps around tables today.

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If my cat so much as SEES the frying pan on the stove she will try to jump in it hoping for some bacon grease

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I'm all ears....or keyboard I should say

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

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How can somebody not love Victor?

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Fr I don't even like alcohol or loud music a club sounds like hell😭

"I've never seen you at the club"

Okay, well, I've never seen you on ao3 reading fanfictions in the middle of the night

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One of the craziest things I've ever seen was when I was in grade 4 and for some reason half of the teachers in my school went on a "diet" of eating nothing but a 650g container of Activia yogurt for lunch everyday of the week for half the school year.

This always resulted in the teachers trying to find someone to watch their class well trying not to deficate themselves.

They only stopped because one teacher fainted due to dehydration and another got diabetes from the increase amount of sugars in their system.

To this day I still have no clue how they didn't realize that getting the runs every day is not healthy.

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Is Elgin even alive?!?

Just keep amusing myself by thinking of possible scenario in season 4 of From. Elgin trying to explain or justify himself and Victor just staring at him and declares he going to see Sara. Elgin spends episode panicking whilst Victor and Sara are just playing board games at hers.

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So story time here but I find it both bizarre and infuriating so I just want to share something that happened on my second day of junior high.

I was sitting at my desk doing my work when my teacher walks up to me and whispers into my ear "you missed a hundred days of school at your last school last year and I'm just telling you that is NOT going to happen in my class!" And I had no clue what to say because I knew that wasn't true so I just didn't respond and she walked away while I was confused and embarrassed because some boys had heard and kept staring at me in shock so I....just didn't do anything about it. Plus I lived 80 feet from the school so that just made me more confused

Then I learn 5 years later why my attendance was like that and I was both glad I found out and pissed off at the same time.

So my mom worked at my elementary school for the first 5 years of me being there (it starts at nursery and goes to grade 6) and had some people she didn't get along with (nether my mom or the other people were teachers but worked other types of jobs there) so she quit.

But turns out one woman who I'll call green hated my mom because my mom is Ukrainian (second gen Canadian) and we found out about this when we ran into a old coworker of my mom (who is also Eastern European)who told us that green was caught CHANGING the attendance of all the children that were Eastern European or half Eastern European so she got fired.

Like, I was borderline threatened by my teacher because someone was racist and took it out on children.

That's not even the worst of my experience with teachers bullying me but I'll get into that another day lol

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'Winter Tale' by Francesca Rizzato

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I sincerely hope jackal never gets a chance to see the dark night. Bro would hyper fixate on either Harvey dent or the joker and would quote them untill Allie drives a sword into his mouth

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Hey to the few people that follow me that dark by 5pm is getting to me a little bit so if I start trauma dumping on here just know I'm fine and just finally feeling comfortable to talk about things that I've bottled up/realized are messed up about my childhood plus other things.

Like, this is the only website that has not harassed me about being asexual and mixed race. So yeah I'm good just will probably be getting some stuff off my chest. 💜👍

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Thinking about Allison in book 1 apon meeting a bear for the first time and is like "nope you look like you can kill a rabid how do I get away" and immediately debating on climbing a tree if stabbing it doesn't work is so funny to me as someone who grew up around bears. Like, who's gonna tell her that bears can climb trees? It would probably ruin her night lol.

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Talking to my cousin on the phone earlier and could hear the first thor MCU movie playing in the background and after I remembered a quote from the second movie and it kind of reminds me of jackal. The quote goes “always so perceptive Loki, of everyone but yourself ". And like that's low-key jackal in regards to his vampire family. He's the main person that uses familial language and even says that he's the only realistic person in their"fucked up family" but always goes on about how it's every vampire for themselves. Idk he seems aware of others flaws and feelings while seemingly blind to his own.