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Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

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i feel like people forget that tim stoker is just. a huge fuckin nerd. like yeah he's Assigned Canonically Hot by Basira, kayaking king etc. but he references iocaine powder from the princess bride! he has a specialist interest in architecture and regularly infodumps about robert smirke to jon! he casually namedrops stanislavski while bantering with sasha! he's got a first class degree from trinity college! he's forever borrowing books from the library! he's able to regularly phish utility companies for confidential information! he figures out where the unknowing will happen based solely off his own research even though the rest of the archival team have been trying for months! anyway live laugh love timothy stoker you wouldve been a great archivist if you weren't so silly at heart.

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Embroidered snowy steps>

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When will my wife (The Magnus Protocol) return from the war (reasonable break between the seasons)

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the fact that one of the founding fathers of 90s drag king culture is named mo b. dick.. peace and love on planet earth

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the fact that one of the founding fathers of 90s drag king culture is named mo b. dick.. peace and love on planet earth

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you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.

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drums of liberation

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Going to grad school, I see

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Infiltrate Palace? [confirm (X)]

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country vi

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By far the hottest thing Kaladin does is in Rhythm of War, when Adolin hints that the lighteyed women don't actually have headaches and are there to flirt, looks him dead in the eyes and goes "dating a patient would be a violation of ethics"

Maintaining doctor/patient boundaries? Sexy. Sheer bewilderment that anybody wouldn't? 10/10, that is a man I would trust with not just my wounds but also my credit score.

A close second is Honor is dead but I'll see what I can do.

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so tiktok is dead?? that’s where i mainly posted my art but now it’s screwed so i guess here i am? i haven’t used this site since i was a freshman so idk how this works but i’ll figure it out. but here. have this Jon fanart

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*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

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😍😍😍

simple tutorial on how to make those bottlecap buttons you see everywhere

you'll need:

bottlecap•soda tab•safety pin•pliers•sandpaper/file•paint/paint markers/smth to decorate with•clear nail polish

remove the print on the buttons using a file or the sandpaper

(if you wanna keep the print skip this step, use a cloth to protect the print from scratches when folding down the sides of the cap)

fold down opposing sides of the cap, to help add in the safety pin

bend the tab at a slight angle, insert it into the cap. make sure the side of the safety pin that can not open is the one stuck under the tab

fold down one side of the cap to lock the tab in place, then try and press the tab as flat as you can, to lock the safety pin in place (prevents the buttons from moving on the safety pin, if you like rattling buttons, skip this step)

fold down all other sides of the cap

cover the button in one or more base layers of paint

add ur design (i use paint or paint markers for good coverage and vibrant colors)

cover that in one or two layers of nail polish, it will protect the button from rain and the paint from cracking

thats it, lemme know if you want tutorials on anything else, i like making em.

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Master Thaidakar is very disappointed in your results, Iyatil.

(All credit to u/pokedragonboy on reddit for making this!)

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Art dump of some young Kholins