Izzy | 26 | she/herYe Olde Canadian Welcome to my garbage can. Multifandom blog posting mainly Dragon Age, D&D, Dishonored, Lord of the Rings, and whatever other nonsense crosses my dash.
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Monty Python and the Curse of the Nat 1.
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oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*
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it’s so important for your health to regularly interact with people at least a decade older than you who aren’t family, especially as a young person.
When my 45 year old teammate gives me advice on mental health and I know she understands because she’s had a tough adult life.
When my 32 year old friend tells me his life started improving for the first time the year she turned 30.
When the 60 year old man at the soup kitchen gives me permission to grieve by telling me I’m ‘just a baby’ with only gentleness in his voice.
It’s so much easier to abandon and break out from the cultural idealisation of youth when you surround yourself with wonderful people in all stages of their lives.
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I love that you can just grab kittens. old cat have achy joints and a sense of dignity that you have to play into, so you gotta be deliberate and respectful in hoisting them, but if a kitten is whirlwinding past you, you can just reach out and snatch them. and they'll be like 'mamma mia, I never did nothing :p' and writhe around and lick your fingers. highly abductable animal
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absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.
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Dragon Age: Origins released 15 years ago today!
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This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.
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My addition to the@cobbledbitsofbonezine! A DH1 wallpaper, in the zine it's 1920x1080p, I originally made it in 3840x2160p
This is the most complex thing I have ever drawn and I am really proud of it. Would have never dared to try something like this if it wasn't for the zine, so thank you!
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there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies
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