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Oh yeah im on Bsky too! Whatifabear.bsky.social

Ill still be here too just trying to get off The Other site

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Poorly drawn Nidoran line [redo]

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Obsessed with what my wife did with her itachi tcg card

Yes that is a kpop photocard sleeve

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simultaneously feeling dread but also the intense desire to exist out of spite, no matter what happens i will always be trans and no orange dipshit can take that from me

n e ways here's a flag i made in honor of this feeling

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Last night i was stress eating cheetos and shiny hunting on Pokemon Sun while watching election results. In my dissociative state, I somehow lost track of my DS. Fiancée and I tore apart the couch and living room area and could not find it. Nearly 24 hours pass with no luck.

This afternoon, our friend (who lives across the hall from ours) came over for a bit and asked if she could take the cheetos back to her place. No problem.

She came back a few seconds later like "uhh, is this yours?" My DS was in. The cheetos bag.

Im-

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message to all bitches

please survive

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low-poly, ps1-ish Batter

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Made this meme based on this twitter post i saw

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birthday present for my dear friends

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Poorly drawn Dunsparce line

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homestar runner fans today getting ready to post the same image they post every year

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fsr gen 4 missingno puts white boxes in the text, making it more jumbled. at any rate, "wha do?" is my favorite

edit: video source

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What assigned English class book did you viscerally HATE (the most)? I tried to make it general by some authors since curriculums vary.

Any Charles Dickens book

Any Shakespeare Play

Any Greek Epic

The Great Gatsby

1984

A Scarlet Letter

Lord of the Flies

Frankenstein

Other (if it's farenheit 451, I'll burn you)

I didn't viscerally hate any English class book

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Taking beastrogen to become a wretched creature

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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can’t do anything right in this country

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Consider: obtaining the rinnegan is the result of combining senju and uchiha dna, and it takes a few years to appear after that combination occurs

Madara eating a piece of hashiramas flesh was Not the thing that gave mdr the rinnegan. Instead, a Different source of dna, from a Different senju was Ingested

Mdra got the rinnegan from blowing tbrm and swallowing, while he was still in the village. Send tweet