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When I am president, I will abolish. There will no longer be any.
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I don’t have to worry about "chemicals you can’t pronounce" in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.
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バガボンド
VAGABOND
By Takehiko Inoue
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Jeff Kinney is a gift to this world.
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A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn
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