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can’t wait to see billy sitting with the young avengers trying his best to ignore his loving ghost mom being an asshole in the corner
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time to update the meme
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kamala khan would have the most horrendous ao3 author's notes known to man
"hey guys sorry the update is late i switched places with an avenger (ajdgrhsh literally crying) and a really cool space scientist lady and then got into a fight and some alien dudes wrecked my house and then I met Nick fury and I was literal space it was crazy and I had to help save the universe and saw said scientist lady give up her life to save all of us... anyways hope you like the new fic, branching out with an arranged marriage au for this one!!!"
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Sorry, but how can a man compete with :
"I have crossed oceans of time to find you"
#im trying not to ship them but it’s literally impossible#count dracula#dracula#francis ford coppola
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babe wake up a new mentor and mentee relationship that borders on parental in the mcu just dropped
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lisa frankenstein was so fun because it follows the slasher movie formula really closely, actually. it's just that instead of the main character being the final girl, you're seeing everything from the perspective of the slasher villain. and the slasher villain thinks she's in a romcom.
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Kaos on Netflix is a bit as if someone who loved Percy Jackson growing up was told they are too old to like it so they took their love for it and combined it with Succession while listening to Hadestown soundtrack and watching Romeo + Juliet by Baz Luhrmann
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KAOS — Episode 8 ››› Rakie Ayola as Persephone ››› Janet McTeer as Hera ››› Nabhaan Rizwan as Dionysus ››› Cliff Curtis as Poseidon
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david thewlis as an overworked hades with a guilty conscience is my new favorite thing and i will not shut up about it
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why isn’t there MORE people talking about Kaos? Not only is it entertaining as fuck, but it shows how to adapt a mythology into modern time AND has good: disability, queer and ethnic representation.
The cast is brilliant, the plot is amazing… Come on, Jeff Goldblum as Zeus??? David Thewlis as Hades??? The whole thing was just a hit after hit.
#kaos#netflix#people are sleeping on this great show#Jeff goldblum as Zeus is exactly how it should be
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@thewilddreamerrr sounds exactly what I want to see
lestat somehow ends up having beef with taylor swift because she released the 15th version of her new album the same day the vampire lestat album came out and made it go number two on the charts. his fans are mad and they say she’s not a ‘girl’s girl’ because they think lestat is secretly using she/her pronouns. this causes MAD discourse on twitter because people say lestans (official name of his fandom) are co-opting struggles of real trans/genderqueer artists and that lestat is clearly just a cis white man who thinks his aesthetic is cool and hip with the times but he’s actually super cringe. lestat has killed his pr team so he tweets himself in response to the drama and says that mademoiselle swiftié is a perfectly fine musician but she’s basically a baby compared to his long relationship with music. swifties ratio him on twitter calling him ‘an old queen’ and ‘world’s worst father’ (this is because they read international bestseller interview with the vampire). lestat has an emotional breakdown and cries for three days and he eats his makeup artist for making him look old. his producers are desperate and they ask daniel molloy to fix him because daniel is the unofficial vampire therapist now. vampire daniel’s idea of fixing lestat is to go on a blood bender with him. somehow this works because in between victims daniel tells lestat to stop being a little bitch and grow the fuck up. here lestat understands for the first time why daniel and louis are friends and asks daniel to telepathically call louis for him because he needs him. daniel tells him to eat shit. as they return to lestat’s shack (yes he still lives there when he’s not touring) they find out that swifties have doxxed him and showed up to the shack to ravage it. lestat starts crying again while daniel falls over himself laughing and records everything and posts it on tiktok. armand likes the video 0.3 seconds after it’s posted. throughout all of this louis is on a beach somewhere enjoying a quiet night, he telepathically asks daniel how lestat’s doing and daniel tells him to not even worry about it.
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once again why did we let masquerade balls and handwritten letters and heart lockets and daggers strapped to thighs go out of fashion
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I want Lestat on Hot Ones just drowning those wings in the hottest hot sauces ever made and eating it without even flinching bc he can’t taste it and the guy is like “oh my god HOW are you doing that you are NOT human,” and Lestat just goes “yes I know I keep telling you people that but none of you listen”
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE S3 TEASER | Meet the Vampire Lestat ft. Sam Reid
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dreamstat + appearing whenever louis gets the ick
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