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Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You'll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.

This is a real, commercial streaming service and they've uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it's a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming

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also the unification short film isn’t the “omg spirk canon confirmed !!” moment that yall are cheering over. if this confirms spirk canon, then what about the numerous quotes, clips, moments, etc that show essentially the same thing. one of the main reasons why spirk is such a popular ship is due to the various moments throughout history that yall are now screaming “ omg spirk canon” over currently.

if spirk is only now confirmed canon, because they held hands in this short film (because handholding is a very intimate thing for vulcans), then what about this screenshot from Star Trek: The Motion Picture. This is from the 70s, with Nimoy’s actual body, not a generated AI deepfake.

not to mention the numerous other times there have been spirk moments in television, movies, books, you name it.

anyways, don’t support unification just because of spirk, when all your reasons to support it for spirk, exists in older material without the use of AI, or using Nimoy’s image without his permission (which he notoriously hated).

rant over

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While the DM scammers trying to profit off of a humanitarian disaster are the absolute scum of the earth, one small grace is they have produced possibly the funniest opening to a Tumblr message we have ever seen

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if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

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the thing about the story of cain and abel is that i can’t blame cain in the slightest because if nobody had died before and i was unaware there would be consequences to my actions i would’ve been smashing rocks over my brother’s head since day one. honestly the fact that either of them lasted as long as they did without clobbering the other is a miracle within itself

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Best RPF Ship - Round 6 Match 2

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I love The Golden Girls.

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What if she had been telling the truth? What if I really was someone else? Someone beautiful and powerful. Someone buried alive and suffocating to death. Very far away, on the other side of the television screen.

I SAW THE TV GLOW (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun

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reviews for weed strains are either like “this got me and the boys so spoinked we couldn’t piss straight” or “afghan war vet here. 32 tours. chronic pain and sixteen mental illnesses. this strain is good, almost makes me stop hearing the bullets. great for when I wake up screaming and crying”

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It's all fun and games and laughing at BookTok until you can't get on AO3 anymore, as someone who likes both romance and fanfic.

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imagining a metal concert where a mosh pit starts and the vocalist is like woah woah hold up stop the music what are you all doing what the hell has gotten into you