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I do enjoy the fact that flansburgh often outlines the setlist shortly before a show and linnell sometimes takes a nap. every time you go see them and get there early, there's a chance that not so far from where you're waiting, one john is frantically writing out the order of songs they're about to perform tonight while the other is like honk shooo mimimimi
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goodbye.
#(for ppl who don’t know german) it basically says “when the opera singer hits a high note and the glass dildo in my ass explodes”#tw uhh something
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did you know there was already an Al problem on the internet in the early 2000s? it was when everyone was mislabelling comedy songs on limewire.
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just got a weird flashback to my codependent homoerotic relationship of 2021-22 but im listening to the breeders so im good now thank you women
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I won't be including a see results button here because it messes with the percentages really hard. If you cant vote but want to see the results, you can look back at the poll when its finished in a week. Thank you!
#FUCK accidentally voted even though i still got tits#Uh I gueeesss id probably be comfortable after my hypothetical scars heal ?
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Made a little something on slur reclamation.
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Make Your Own Kind of Music (Mama Cass cover) // Robin Goldwasser
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genuinely in tears trying to listen to this
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Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (2024)
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the most "fucking, fair enough i guess" response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER
me: hi, i need a rabies shot triage nurse: oh? why's that? me: i got bitten by a bat triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning? me: removing a bat from my bedroom
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This might be Derek Guy's greatest masterpiece.
(The Twitter thread is probably easier to read and easier to look at the images, but I wanted to make sure it got preserved. Images are the tweets.)
(Continued in reblog)
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2025 FUCK LOCATION BUCKET LIST
at the club
up a tree
in a sewer
at planned parenthood
in a burning tesla cybertruck
in the arctic with polar bears watching
a rich persons yacht (we WILL leave a mess and we WILL NOT clean it up)
the bottom of the pacific ocean
inside god’s cavernous cunt
ohio
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Cat Series a series of cats placed on flatbed scanners
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spending a moderate amount of time in online goth spaces means that you simply have to see this picture without warning or context every couple weeks or days and there is nothing you can do against it
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