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vackerary · 2 months ago
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okay but fitz would literally love halloween because he could dress up as some gnarly-ass shit that would cover his entire face and body so nobody would recognize him. and then he would go do. shenanigans
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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every time i read legacy i fill up with a visceral rage. at sophie
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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okay fitz in royal blue and gold is all good and fine but fitz in red and royal purple . . . there's so much unlocked potential here
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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ooh, hair product store?? never thought of that before but I'm willing to be convinced...
fitz joining the nobility in any way is what's expected of him. that's what people think when they see him. they see the future emissary, like his father, or maybe a councillor. even reinstating the human assistance program would require him to be some sort of noble. he'd just become another council pawn. no. fitz would not become a noble until the nobility is thoroughly fixed.
but fitz opening a hair product store? away from the prying eyes, the expectations, the pressure? where he can just be himself, do something he likes, that he wants? that seems a more fitting ending to his arc of learning that prestige and privilege isn't everything, doesn't it? this is a place where he can relax, where he can live a simple life, maybe even the one he really wants, under all that pressure to be the perfect vacker.
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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what if fitz was a dragon
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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fitz is so augh. he's broken, but he's keeping it together. his ex was neglecting him throughout their relationship, but he was doing everything for her. he wants to conform to society. he's struggling to break free of the norm. he won't let anyone walk all over him, but he's still letting it all go to his head. he's everything. he's nothing (but a vacker). do people care about fitz, or about fitz vacker? do people care about fitz, or about alvar's brother? he's angry, he's sad, he's perfect, he's flawed. he's a guy smashed into pulp and then reshaped into something else.
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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i saw the words "fitz" and "dragon" in the same post and blacked out
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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what if fitz was a dragon
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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oh oh what about fedex
fitz and dex, right (another fanart thing i saw while looking for fitz art on @/lemontarto's blog)? my feelings for the ship are similar to my feelings about tiana: if shannon handed them over to me i could make it work myself. it's more about the potential and less about what the series gave us.
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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ooooh do you have a wittle cwush on fitzy?
uh - not really? it's not really like that. i want him to be okay :( but it's not like that.
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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little spoon fitz?
CORRECT. you're so real for this, anon. i don't know who's spooning him but he curls up in a little ball and tucks his knees into his chest. this means that the person spooning him has to like. curve their back to do it properly, which is no doubt not good for either of them.
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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whats your opinion of hethen
(elwin x gethen)
i've actually heard of it (was scrolling through @/lemontarto's blog to get all the delicious fitz art) and i saw all the fanart she drew for the ship. i did read her post about how it could work and i've been converted. great ship and i love gethen so i need to like anything to do with him on principle. but she's sadly wrong. it's gethwin.
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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eat him
drew fitz a little too pretty i think i have a crunch on him
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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all of this and adding that grady is a ginger. because why not.
once again spreading my brown-eyed vacker agenda
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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“fitz should be a councillor” “fitz should reinstate the human assistance program” okay but what if fitz grew up and opened a hair product store. what then.
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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ooooh hi new person! what’s your opinion on brown-eyed vackers
YOOOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE - REVEAL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY ANON YOU ARE A SCARCE COMMODITY
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vackerary · 3 months ago
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it's best to not focus on... whatever that is. it gives headaches. your fave character is obvi Fitz (that's so real) but what's your favorite ship?
i’m not really a ship sort of person. but the closest thing i have to a favorite ship is probably tiana? but nothing about it has anything to do with anything canonical about them. it’s more about the potential
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