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My take (fix) on Aphrodite Ares and Hephaestus complicated love triangle

I swear in every single version of their myth things are real messy- so yeah boom! JUST GET MARRIED YALL ALL THREE OF YOU! Things are platonic with Hepheastus but I like to imagine the other two jokingly make corny flirty jokes at him just to mess with the grumpy forge cat. And once again, honest conversation and polyamory saved the day.

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the thing about an episode about the doctor & master regenerating in the same room and they don’t know who is who, is that they would obviously have to get it wrong so that at the end it’s revealed that they thought they were the opposite person. and that’s just crazy because you’d have to be so incredibly similar to confuse another’s identity with your own. and i think that both of them would be horrified to be confronted with the fact that they have just enough kindness or just enough cruelty to get their identities wrong

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The vault arc was so funny bc like. Wdym the doctor and the master spent several years living together and it was like. Domestic. The Missy Chronicles implies that they were watching movies together. Same book he's teasing her about being reformed. He had a job and stayed on earth to look after his weird pet nemesis. Wdym that's not fanfic

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absolutely obsessed w the doctor just seeing the master every time and going “i could fix them. by putting them in a cage. and keeping them with me forever and ever. so they could never leave me. but they’re definitely the one with problems. i’m totally fine.”

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It is... So. Funny. So. Funny. That Missy immediately starts flirting with the first person she sees when she does her little Doctor role play, implying that, like, that's just how she sees him? Like, in her mind, the Doctor is just... always out there... Slutting It Up…? lmfao? She's so jealous?

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knew i had to edit this when i saw this template on pinterest

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don't let their seemingly straight-passing tension fool you, they are still very gay and dysfunctional

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Guys is there even canon academy era thoschei material or are we all just building a gingerbreadhouse out of bread crumbs?

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imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

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best thing about threegado is because the masters plans are all so… profoundly stupid and unthreatening it really truly does read as some weird sex thing going on between them

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textposts I got from @inanotherunivrse to make everyone sad including myself

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Athena: trying to have a deep philosophical reunion with odysseus

Odysseus: interrupting Athena no offense but this is not as important as seeing my wife

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You could tell me Frankenstein is a philosophical allegory for ANYTHING and id listen to you. You could tell me it's about fucking gay sex and id listen to you

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Honestly I've never had a bigger want to become a movie director than when thinking about making a Frankenstein adaptation THAT ACTUALLY KEEPS EVERYTHING INTERESTING ABOUT THE SOURCE MATERIAL

I daydream about this

I NEED an adaptation that actually goes into it. Show the fucked up family stuff while Victor narrates it aa idyllic, SHOW VICTOR BEING 19-21 WHILE MAKING THE CREATURE, show the Creature learning to speak from the Delaceys, show his worldview being entirely shaped by paradise lost and the ONE romantic relationship he saw giving him the bride idea, show Victor being ill, disabled, traumatized, go into his internal conflict, show the fucked up nature of Justine's trial, how Victor becomes more aware that he'll be perceived as crazy if he speaks up every second of it, how the law is corrupt and sentences by a judge can have been coerced and say nothing about the moral standing of the victim, especially when also bringing religion into the mix, how the law continues to be fucked when Victor is jailed after Henry's death, a shell of a man he used to be, and taken out by his father because he has influence, show Victor's bond with Henry, with Elizabeth, explore the messy and disturbing relationship of Victor and Elizabeth where they always saw each other as siblings but were also promised to one another by Caroline ever since Elizabeth arrived, how Caroline manipulated Elizabeth to basically relive her own trauma, how her dying wish left them tied into something that neither of them expresses real want for in the whole book

THERE'S SO FUCKING MUCH

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who are we to fight the alchemy?

inspired by this post

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now that the ithaca saga is out i'd like to just put it out there that, in the original text, after they reunite odysseus and penelope immediately run off to fuck - obviously (20 years at sea away from your wife call that the wettest dry spell mankind's ever seen). BUT while they're getting all hot and heavy, athena decides to put her owl motif to good use and wingman for odysseus by quite literally holding off the dawn until they're fully satisfied (od. 23.345-248). which is just. what a way to end off one of the greatest pieces of storytelling in human history

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Okay I have downloaded a pdf godbless. It's Frankenstein time