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Druid: you need him more than you realize

Arthur: Merlin?

Druid: yes

Arthur: ... You mean...

Druids: it may not sound credible-

Arthur: the guy dresses me, feeds me, does my job for me when I'm tired, offers me advise and insight, he keeps me in check and from turning into a tyrant and you're telling me I need him more than I realize?

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12, Bill, and Nardole is the best TARDIS team, objectively

add Missy and it’s just electric, its even more perfect

if you don’t agree, if you don’t like this era, then i think we just come to Doctor Who for different things, and that’s alright! but i mean cmon, look at this crew: the Doctor at his most Doctor-y, a kind and curious young lesbian, an alien cyborg assistant who’s also a reminder of the Doctor’s lost wife and just a funny lil dude, and an insane Time Lady trying to be good and also the Doctor’s eternal best enemy

cmon!!

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the 10th doctor is so fucking dramatic..."everyone's got someone else," "I need no one," you could be having brunch with sarah jane right now you dumb cunt...

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Eventually your favorite fandom will forever be forgotten... except you the Merlin fandom you'll never die out and its kinda concerning.

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Twelfth doctor era of doctor who was incredible because it was basically just:

Clara: I can fix him (makes him worse)

Missy: I can make him worse (accidentally fixes him)

Bill: Well, I'm a lesbian and I'm going to be his friend :)

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Anyone who draws Thoschei rare pairs i am holding you ever so gently in my hands and perhaps putting you in a large terrarium to frolic like a stickbug

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tenteen saying “I love you” would one-hit-kill jack harkness

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Love spell incident with a twist.

Arthur is aware that he's been enchanted to be in love with Merlin. He's completely oblivious to Merlin's feelings though. Otherwise his mind is clear.

Merlin: so, here is the antidote

Arthur: *staring at the antidote* maybe... Maybe let's wait a few more days?

Merlin: what? Why? Don't you want to turn back? I thought this was terrible?

Arthur: it is... i mean, it was. But actually? It's sort of - nice.

Merlin: what? Being enchanted?

Arthur: *flushes* being in love with you.

Merlin: *Thunderstruck* erm... How am I supposed to understand that?

Arthur: well, it's just... You're kind... You care about me and you don't judge me for my feelings and I just... Feel save? Around you, I mean. It's nice, being with you. Even if it's not-

Merlin: real?

Arthur: as close as I would like to be.

Merlin: oh

Arthur: *nervously fumbling with his hands* yeah

Merlin: *struggling* Arthur, I can't let you stay enchanted

Arthur: ... I know. Just... Just a few more days? A week max! I promise, I won't reject the antidote again, I just... I just want to feel like this a little longer

Merlin, who's heart is nearly breaking at the sight, both for Arthur and himself: yeah. Sure. Of course. Just a couple days.

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AU where Arthur finds out about the prophecy and pieces together that "his closest ally Emrys" must be Merlin because who else would it be, but incorrectly assumes that Merlin doesn't know and therefore has never practiced magic before.

Even better if he finds out early season 1 so He's just so devastated the entire time and he's just like "I can't believe this, this prophecy is going to turn my best friend into a sorcerer, and it's all my fault for being the once and future king" and Merlin's in the back just murdering a sidhe

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Doctor: Huh, is that who I am now?

Donna: It was never that far from the surface, mate.

Doctor: frowns Yes, it was! You know I used to be a woman. And that made people... assume all sorts of stuff. And - and pretending to be Graham's wife for five minutes was bad enough but - Byron? That was torture. Does the man ever stop talking?

Donna: Takes one to know one

Doctor: Oi! I just mean, there were all these men people assumed I would be into and I - and I just - I just wanted -

Donna: I know, darling.

Doctor: softly I just wanted Yaz.

Donna: I know. - There was one man, though, remember?

Doctor: No, there wasn't! I don't fancy the Master!

Donna: ...

Doctor: Okay, fine. But the Master isn't a man. He's like me! Flexible - uh - timelord gender and stuff.

Donna: Sure.

Doctor: So, anyway, I have always been primarily into wom-

Donna: What about Jack Harkness?

Doctor: - Jack doesn't count, everyone fancies Jack.

Donna: ...fair enough.

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silly doodles about my 13 visits the library and reads a certain diary when missing her wife headcanon 🤡 ft. her silly little library outfit

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I just know 13 secretly loves being shorter than river (especially when River uses high heels)

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The future the BBC was too scared of

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Now THIS takes the cake. You can see the exact moment Alex hatches her plan, Jodie’s SCREAM as she falls enthusiastically into her trap, and Mandip oblivious as she thinks she’s about to get the tea of a lifetime. I'm off to sleep now. Night night.

Fan Expo Dallas 2024

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there is no monogamous explanation for whatever the doctor has going on. whatever the doctor has going on with the master is like long term stuff but I think those guys just keep inviting people to their polycule without asking the other and that's why they're so pissed at each other.

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fully believe sirius hated the nickname Siri for a number of reasons starting with ‘it sounds ridiculous’ and ending with ‘Reg used to call him that when they were kids’ and that’s why James always went for Si instead.

except, except no one accounted for tiny bite sized harry james potter wrapping his entire hand around Sirius’ pinky, going ‘Siwi, Siwi, Siwi, pway?’ and stealing his entire heart and soul in one fell swoop.

why was he ever even opposed to it anyway?

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Bodyless voice: THIS IS THE THRONE OF DIVINE JUDGMENT. IF YOU WISH TO LIVE, YOU MUST BE JUDGED. SIT UPON MY THRONE AND I SHALL DECIDE YOUR FATE!!!

Arthur: *sits*

Bodyless voice: AH, THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING. *lists Arthur's deeds and failures* AS SUCH, I DECREE THAT YOU OFFER ME A SACRIFICE. DO PENANCE, YOUNG PENDRAGON. EMPTY YOUR VAULTS AND MAKE ME A STATUE

Arthur, appalled: but that's tax money. I need that for the people!

Bodyless voice: IT IS MY DECREE. WHO IS NEXT.

Arthur: I'm not done with you. Merlin, you go.

Merlin: do I have to?

Arthur: just- do it. You're talking to a god, you idiot! Everyone here needs to be judged.

Merlin: ... Okay. *Sits*

Bodyless voice: OH... OH NO.

Merlin: what

Bodyless voice: I DID NOT- I MEANT NO OFFENCE, YOUR HIGHNESS. EMRYS, MY LORD, I AM SO SORRY. OF COURSE I DON'T NEED THAT STATUE. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! *Keeps brabbling on his apology*

Arthur: what the fuck is happening. Merlin, what the hell did you do?

Merlin: ... You're talking to a god, you prat!