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I'm really surpised this Simpsons moment isn't a big meme on here.

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“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

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loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

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buddy its november

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*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

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they are truely the duo ever.. sometimes the only friend you have left in the world is the ex-cop who tried to kill you in the woods

(not a ship post)

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i just saw the funniest most completely baseless map of anything i've ever seen in my entire life

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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

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Biggest red flag in a man is when he says his favorite food is steak. First of all it should be cock but even then can you not say something more nuanced you blubbering ape. Not even cheesecake or something. I’d even take a subway sandwich because it means you have some sort of desire to change the world around you

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S2 Jon: 'I found a letter Martin wrote to his mother... He said he wanted to "take me out." This confirms that he is planning to kill me'

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things you need to read 100000 times per day when you're working

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First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!