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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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@bovineblogger

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

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not to brag but im wanted by some very important organizations

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it’s that’s time of the week again

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shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

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discoveries

Ink (and Broomie) belong to Comyet

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The Omega Kids choosing whether to play a game that WILL get them killed, result in unknowable amounts of trauma and will likely mean they never see any of their friends or loved ones again

or continuing to hang out with their shitty parents:

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papyrus would definitely fw this genre of images

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Moreeeeeee baby Ink!!! This time featuring the Bad Sanses :3

Plus some sillies

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The bad sanses and (some of) their first times seeing the surface! ^^

(I kind I’d headcanon that not only has Killer (as sans) been to the surface quite a few times, but he’s also been traveling with Nightmare for quite a while haha. Nightmare… well, he always was able to see the sky so yeah haha)

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Bullying your domesticated mad scientist dad into OSHA compliance (it isn't very effective)

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Do you block people in the same fandom as you just because you don't like their takes?

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No surprise there

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what am i doing

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