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Yall new trope just dropped

Fake dating for residency

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Doctor Who plot twists are a never ending cycle of:

Gallifrey is destroyed

It was Earth the whole time!

It was Skaro the whole time!!

The Master is back again

Companion dies!!! No wait they’re fine, just not returning for wobbly time reasons

The Doctor isn’t a Time Lords and is actually (insert random thing that will be retconned under the next show runner)

The loveable new character is actually the Master

The Doctor was secretly competent the whole time, the normal silly goofy attitude was a trick!!

Gallifrey’s back

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Er…if no one’s done it before

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theyre 1000x more complicated than nandermo

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LMFAO toxic polycule with three way cheating all around. Arthur and Gwen are married but Gwen is also having an affair with Lancelot who is having an affair with Merlin who is having an affair with Arthur who is having an affair with Lancelot who is having an affair with Gwen who is having an affair with Merlin- idk how they get caught/exposed/confess but I just think toxic polycule whatever the fuck their ship name is is kinda funny. Also. Gwaine is there? For some reason? Hes Merlin’s boytoy on the side. Arthur has angry sex with him when the agony of lying to your three lovers gets too much and Gwaine pushes him just far enough. Oh, and Gwaine’s boyfriend Percival is over there holding hands with his boyfriend Elyan who is also Gwaine’s boyfriend.

Oh. This is definitely all leading up to Camelot being a huge polycule. Isn’t it? Leon is in a qpr with all of them. And hates it. (Just kidding, he loves all his idiots. He just wishes they made better decisions. Or let him rest.)

lol Morgana betrayed Camelot bc she got voted out of the polycule. Gwen stands with her hot canceled wife.

Idk where this is going anymore. It started off being a silly haha mutual cheating idea I was laughing at but now. Now we’re here.

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Arthur: ok, Merlin, I want to confess my love to Guinevere and I need your help practising

Merlin: hmm. Ok. Pretend I'm Gwen

Arthur: right. But you're not allowed to make fun of me

Merlin: *fingers crossed* I wouldn't dream of it

Arthur: *nervous* ok, alright. *Takes deep breath* Dear Guinevere-

Merlin: what, is this a letter?

Arthur: shut up, Merlin. So, Guinevere. I know that I told you before- we couldn't be because I'm a King and you're a servant-

Merlin: haha. xD

Arthur: Merlin, be serious!

Merlin: sorry, it's just, you said the same thing when you told me we couldn't be Friends. Please continue

Arthur: *flushes* erm, fine. But I realize now that you, Guinevere, are more than a Queen, to me. You're funny and kind and beautiful-

Merlin: All things I already know *playfully pretends to flip his hair away*

Arthur: Merlin!!! I'm trying to confess my love to you!!!!

Merlin: ...

Arthur: Guinevere! I meant Guinevere!!!!

Merlin: right...

Merlin: are you sure?

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Mama the girls are fighting (its a group project due tomorrow and our teacher is being so demanding)

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Some of my favourite moments from the BBC Radio Good Omens adaptation for shits and giggles

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Thing is, if I had a twin, trust that it’s a ride or die situation. I aint arguing with a face that could get me arrested, whatever you say me.

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Crowley singing ‘Angel Baby’ to Aziraphale. Ironically and unironically.

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dark!azicrow au

Crowley as Jason Dean

Aziraphale as Veronica

Gabriel as Heather Chandler

Michael as Heather Duke

Sandalphon (maybe?) as Heather Mcnamara

Hastur and Ligur as Ram and Kurt

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Mama they killed rose tyler

That was so unexpected and i should have seen it coming

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Sometimes, I think rory says things like “we are not her boys”, and “[Mr. Pond] that’s not how it works” is not because he minds, but he’s also sort of seeking that approval from the Doctor. And the way he agrees not even a second later when the Doctor says, ‘no, no, it’s exactly that.’

Do you think he gets teased a lot by people about how under he is Amy? I think it is, anyway…

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I take it back. Rory Williams is who I really am deep down.

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could never read mpreg not because it’s too freaky but because 90% of the characters ppl write it about…HE WOULD ABORT THAT THANG