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HOLY SHIT this is the most MEGA-LESBIAN outfit ever created OMG

Like HELLO?!?

I'm swimming in gender euphoria even without makeup OH MY GODS.

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OH MY GODS OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG OH. MY. FUCKING. GODS.

My favourite book* got an updated cover OH MY GODS LOOK AT IT IT'S SO PRETTY

With the HOLO ELEMENTS AAAAA

Fuck my other copy.

Eli can have it.

*The title of Lucy's Favourite Book is tied between this and House of Leaves by Mark Danielewski

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JonMartin? In my Helluva Boss? It's more likely than you think.

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Okay it's been a while since I did any hornyposting so lemme tell y'all a story. When me and my girlfriend went on out on our first date I had mentioned that I had a praise kink, and after we had gone back to her apartment and had sex we were making food when she gave me the second best piece of praise I have ever received. It was something along the lines of "you did a really good job communicating your boundaries." And in that moment I knew that it was going to work out because she showed that she understood and valued my boundaries while simultaneously opening a portal to Niagara Falls between my legs.

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Yej

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Get you a girl who can do both

(it's me)

(I'm the girl)

Mobile Task Force ‘:3’

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I am not a Who, Archivist, I am a What

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Was sitting in my car listening to TMAGP and I paused it to listen to the rain...

Babygurl you can't be doing that to me

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Guess what the fuck just arrived to my house

THAT'S RIGHT BABEY IT'S THE FUCKEN ULTRACROP FUCK YEAH

My shitass roommate doesn't know how crop tops work so her first reaction was "mnyehhh it's too small" like whatever bitch you dress like a trashbag

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I don't need it....

It definitely won't pair well with things I have coming...

Or things I already have...

I definitely don't need it...

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FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

I just scrolled down after placing my order on Amazon fuck you Bezos

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YouTube your ads are very gender affirming but please bestie I'm not pregnant nor do I plan to be. My girlfriend rails me pretty good but she fires blanks so our chances are low lmao I don't need a pregnancy kit for preventing stretch marks

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jonbinary

he says that every season

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Thing that happened to me the other day >////<

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The computer, which is widely used for playing solitaire[1], calculating large prime numbers[2][3], finding gay hook-ups[4], and organizing political extremism[5][6][7],

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estrogen I love you you're a miracle drug but I'm not ovulating pLEASE I NEED TO SLEEEEEP