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capybaras are so well shaped. you don’t even need to have artistic talent to draw one you just need love in your heart

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Inadvisable DnD Magic Item #137: a Deck of Many Tarrasques

When a character draws from the deck of many tarrasques, roll 1d12 and consult the following table:

Summons the tarrasque, which promptly rampages as is its wont.  

Summons a friendly tarrasque. It’s dumb as a box of hammers and practically untrainable, but regards the drawing character and their companions as its dearest friends, and responds to any threat to their safety – real or imagined – with stupendous violence.  

Summons a sleeping tarrasque, curled up like the world’s largest and pointiest kitten. It shows no sign of waking any time soon, but growls warningly in its slumber if touched.  

The drawing character’s most trusted adventuring companion is transformed into a tarrasque – for is it not said that the real tarrasque is the friends we made along the way?  

Summons a highly educated tarrasque. Though it disdains violence, its fearsome moral arguments drive all who listen to nihilism and despair; thus are dynasties brought low. If challenged, it claims to be conducting a social experiment.  

Summons a seemingly ordinary – albeit somewhat clumsy – tarrasque. Upon its defeat, the beast proves to be an enormous biomechanical suit operated by a clan of scientifically minded kobolds, whose leader melodramatically swears vengeance upon the drawing character.  

The drawing character is possessed by the spirit of the tarrasque. They gain all of its ferocity and drive to bring civilisation low, but absolutely none of its destructive capacity.  

Summons a paracausal tarrasque. The nearest major community retroactively will have been destroyed by a tarrasque’s rampage many decades in the past. The history of the game’s setting is revised accordingly.  

Summons an allegorical tarrasque, in the form of a sudden invasion by a brutal colonising empire whose heraldry bears the beast’s image.  

The drawing character acquires the reputation of the tarrasque. Non-player characters will regard them as an existential threat in spite of all evidence to the contrary, and brave heroes seeking the glory of slaying them begin to arrive in short order.  

Summons the idea of the tarrasque, which takes hold in the public imagination and eventually drives the surrounding communities to destroy themselves in a frenzy of paranoid anticipation. The tarrasque itself never actually shows up; perhaps it is we who were the real tarrasque all along?  

Summons a six-inch-tall tarrasque that steals everyone’s socks.

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It’s a lovely morning in the late Cretaceous, and you are a horrible halszkaraptor.

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Java sparrow

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“Meet the Reaper” AKA Top 10 photos taken before disaster

Spoiler alert: Grim did not win the game.

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a starry princess

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Here it is! The instructions to make a pieced and quilted plague doctor mask!

Just as a heads up, this pattern is not really recommended for beginners. There is not a whole lot of explanation of the basic techniques, and it requires a fair bit of precision, two types of fusible interfacing, and an assumption that you can keep a consistent seam allowance and do some hand sewing and know when to sew things right sides together and such.

I am not promising anything, different methods will yield different results, I have never made a pattern exactly as it was written and neither should you. If you want something the same as the next person, go to the shops.

Actually, nevermind, this is a quarantine craft, stay home.

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i keep forgetting mustang is like 10 yrs younger than basically everyone else colonel or above. no wonder olivier hates his guts he’s fucking 12 years old

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how to draw arms ? ? 

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honk

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I made a giant worm on string! (featuring regular worm for scale - and then my hand!) he’s big! 155cm of worm!

(edit: I also made a post on how I made him!)

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“There is a copy of the NES game Golf in the firmware of every Switch system”

Me: Oh haha, what a weird thing, probably some remnant from the debugging process -

“Since that was a game that Satoru Iwata programmed himself, this could have been intended as a way of saying that Iwata is spiritually a part of every Switch and is watching over and protecting every system.”

Me:

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tbh nothing is weirder to me than manly grimdark dudebro lord of the rings bc it’s just??? the epitome of light and love to me???? no narrative embodies hope and gentleness and healing like lotr does why must you insist on talking to me about badass aragorn vs. useless frodo. that’s not the point brad