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The spirit is willing but the flesh is slime

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Varric: Solas is an asshole, he’s the worst guy ever, he lies so much and is so dramatic!!

Also Varric: Very dramatic, much lie when convenient (which is always), also an asshole sometimes (fondly), still calls him Chuckles, he couldn’t hate Solas if he tried

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Finally have the ability to play Veilguard.

It’s so fucking good. Solavellen hell has gripped me tight and is dragging me back into perdition

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i do love that the first thing lucanis does when he arrives is make a grocery list. then he cleans the kitchen, sets the table, and starts the kitchen fire. then he goes to the market and gets everyone a personalized Little Treat. then he gets his Own little treat in the form of a coffee. then he just stuffs himself into an actual cupboard and broods. he just hangs out there. in the dark. im obsessed with him. this man was imprisoned for the past year with nothing but a literal demon for company and his first instinct is to care for and feed the party. his second instinct is to be emo. iconic behavior.

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I love him your honor

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this is the best thing I've ever seen

I heard this audio and went 'I wonder if there's one with astarion and gale' and there is and my day is made thank you

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Your secret weakness is if your favourite blue lock ship becomes canon and you get to watch canon well done graphic smut of the two don’t lie

Your opinions are so right and good, i hope im like you when I get to 294 years of age ❤

aw.

unfortunately you won't make it to 294 because I have the stone and you'll have to pry it from my lifeless claws which you can't do without my secret weakness that no one knows about, but you're sweet.

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Hello! I'd love to hear about any OCs you want to talk about, and any durgetash fic ideas you're thinking about!!

First and foremost I’m in love with the name 😭 it’s so good

Secondly I have SO MANY OCs to talk about it’s kinda hard to pick one… I’ve been writing little short stories since I was seven (albeit they haven’t always been of quality) so there’s so much lore I could vomit about. To keep on brand with the user name though I could definitely talk about my Durge for hours.

She’s my pfp currently (I’ve got some good screenshots of her somewhere around here) Her name is Aria, and she’s a necromancer bard who plays the violin to channel her music! Literally when creating her just thought “It’d be cool to have a bard raise the dead while playing danze macabre on a violin” and thus she was born

She’s my favourite little fucked up character. I think that, out of all of my OCs, she’s my second most favourite. The only reason she doesn’t take #1 is because that’s for my first ever character who will forever remain the heavy weight champion of stupid and fucked up.

My favourite tidbit about Aria is that, when creating her, I wasn’t entirely sure how to make her look. She’s a half elf (given the other parent is a god) but aside from that I was completely stumped. Since music is her entire theme, especially given her name and that she was born from the concept of playing violin, I actually decided to look up where the violin was invented, which is northern Italy! During the 16th century even. So I based her appearance off the stereotypical (according to google no one @ me I’ve never left my country) Northern Italians. With the lighting I feel like it’s hard to tell sometimes but she’s meant to have a very rich golden tan, she’s super freckle head to toe, gold curls, and very green eyes.

As far as Durgetash fics go… I have several in mind I’ve wanted to write. I love writing. So I really want to do a big fic following their entire journey from Aria meeting Gortash to the entire adventure with the Tadpole Party to ending of the story and how they resolve everything. I also have a few AU ideas that I think would be fun to play around with, like what if Gortash found Durge before the rest of the party, what if Gortash was the Durge and Durge the Chosen of Bane, a regency era AU… I could go on. I’ve always liked writing fanfic, even if I never posted it, but this is the first time I’ve ever really been gripped so tightly by the characters and story. I’ve never wanted to do AUs before so it’s almost overwhelming just how much I want to write about my two idiots, but for over a year now they’ve been my favourite two idiots

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it's always satisfying to shut someone the fuck up on the internet.

that's called getting the last word in, and I was raised by a Catholic mother, so I have the pathological need to be the final word now and forever.

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Honest though this was gonna say “impregnate you” and you know what? Either way don’t threaten me with a good time

don't fuck with me, I will literally impregnate your favorite male character, he has excellent birthing hips.

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invents a phone so he can call his girlfriend business associate

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I am prepared.