wafflerageface

[wafflerageface]

i cant believe they drop this bomb then just move on

[wafflerageface]

Rook and Lucanis sketch

[wafflerageface]

(bane disapproves)

dae stop shitposting challenge : impossible

[wafflerageface]

I want to implant Shawn and Gus into every media I watch they just have that immense power to seamlessly fit in and inevitably elevate whatever is going on. it literally wouldn't matter it could be a post-apocalyptic wasteland and Shawn would still show up at the survivor camp wearing shades drinking from a pineapple like "wow this place is sadder than Gus's dating life in high school" and Gus would be all "the water here isn't even being boiled properly Shawn. I'm not staying at this camp I will not be getting dysentery I'm already fighting my sciatica flare-up" and all the people at the camp would be like "what the actual fuck" as Shawn and Gus walk off bickering into the distance and disappear

[wafflerageface]

One of the funniest plot developments in psych is chief vick going "we need this guy who's been closing 75% of our cases to consult for us but we need him to tone back the shenanigans. I'm going to hire his insane father who he has a fucked up relationship with to be his handler." And his insane father with a fucked up relationship with him is like "my strategy is not hiring him."

[wafflerageface]

shawn's little "i have adhd and i am currently bored at a function i'm not allowed to leave" wine-bottle-cork house held together by toothpicks from s2 e11 "there's something about mira" you will always be famous. and soul-piercingly relatable.

[wafflerageface]

One of my fav Psych (2006) gags is when Henry will just be vibin, living his best life, and then BOOM there is Shawn Being Shawn.

Enjoying the morning news? Surprise! Yes that’s your idiot son now running for mayor. Are you just trying to enjoy your favourite Spanish drama? BOOM how about Shawn dressed as FedEx driver enters on stage left.

[wafflerageface]

The horses in his brain are not ok

[wafflerageface]

did I spend merely an hour just doing nothing during the fights just to take screenshots of Solas?

yes.

◉⁠‿⁠◉

[wafflerageface]

wyd after taking this

[wafflerageface]

HC: Lucanis and Spite in a Relationship

I am so down bad for this stoic Crow and his quirky demon, so this is what I think they would be like in a relationship.

Lucanis might not visibly respond when you flirt with him but his thoughts are going a mile a minute on the inside

He is so protective, always on guard in your defense, no threat is too big if it means keeping you safe

He remembers the little things about you: favorite foods, small habits, how you like your coffee or tea, which shoe you put on first things like that

If Lucanis is protective then Spite is possessive. Nothing can have you, nothing but them and Maker help anything that stands in the way

You are always welcome among the Crows, Lucanis would have it no other way, if you are there you are shown respect

Spite will state your mood by explaining how you smell to Lucanis, something that is a bit odd but he uses to know what you need

Lucanis likes to buy you little things, if he sees something you may like he picks it up. Spite does this as well but he chooses the oddest things. What do you mean you don't need an eye-patch, everyone likes eye-patches!?

Lucanis is a cuddler, he sleeps best pressed up against you, his face close to yours, his body closest to the door

Spite finds out you like to watch his wings and now they are around all the time, if you kiss in public he uses his wing to screen you from view

The wealth of the Dellamorte family is at your disposal, you are welcome to the estate and all the amenities that are on it. Lucanis likes nothing more to see you sitting in the gardens or enjoying any of the rooms in his family home

His grandmother takes to you, even if she pretends not to at first. She becomes the kind of woman that drawls about having/adopting grandchildren and makes sure that your clothing fits right

Lucanis doesn't have to worry about Spite wandering him off when he is asleep, because Spite only wants to be with you. He'll stay in the room you're sleeping in, on guard or entertaining himself in some way

He shares his coffee cup with you and you alone

In true Crow fashion and especially because he has someone to show off for Lucanis makes sure to always be well dressed, hair brushed, beard trimmed

Spite gets irritable if he goes too long without the chance to talk to you himself

Wherever you are from Lucanis makes sure to learn recipes that you will have known from your culture and takes a great deal of pleasure in cooking for you personally

He gets a certain thrill out of you wearing his clothes, doesn't matter what it is. Spite likes it just as much.

Over time Lucanis gets more blunt with his flirting, usually accompanied by his dry humor

Though he does not like to be touched, you are the exception, the only one he doesn't flinch away from

Lucanis likes to mutter exit strategies in your ear when entering a new space so you're prepared for a fight

You bought him a knife and now it is his prized possession that he keeps on him all the time

Spite makes it his goal to make you laugh, telling strange jokes that don't tend to land on others but work on you

If you are harmed, Lucanis and Spite both agree that the only course of action is to make them pay in blood

Hit up my asks if y'all have Lucanis and/or Spite headcanon requests. I adore them.

[wafflerageface]

Rook and Lucanis just having a quick catch up talk as Rook does with everyone, and Spites in his ear whispering the most carnal filthy ideas into his brain and Lucanis having to keep a straight face.

[wafflerageface]

You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.

[wafflerageface]

Romanced Lucanis comforting Warden Rook (Seiren Thorne) through a nasty Blight headache.

[wafflerageface]

took lucanis on harding's quest and these may be some of my new favourite lines from him eknjgndkgnd

[wafflerageface]

I am a left handed gortash truther. And while for the most part, who gives a shit, I still think there would be little quirks that would have come with it for him;

- if he was taught to write pre HoH, it was probably by someone right handed. There is a likelihood his writing was initially ‘wrong’ in some way and while his parents definitely didn’t care about him receiving an education, I also wouldn’t be surprised if it would have been something they would have given him shit for (it’s backwards, it’s slanted too much, it doesn’t follow examples properly, you’ll never have anything legible, you stupid boy)

- to continue from that, since in-game describes his handwriting as being precise and neat, he could have practised really hard to get good handwriting just as an additional way to prove them wrong

- going to Moonrise or anywhere else to use their Evil Laboratory and finding he can’t use a lot of the tools because they’re not made for lefties. Ergo, he either makes or commissions his own tools. It means that just about everything in that little lab bit under Moonrise can only be used by him. Not an intentional way to be petty about his spaces, but he isn’t unhappy about it

- wet ink + left handed are a terrible mix. his hand is permanently stained and he goes through a lot of parchment.

- whenever him and durge are conducting experiments together, there is probably some type of petty little argument for how the workbench should be set up (organising left-right/right-left). the end result is that shit gets so muddled and messy by the time they’re done furiously working on their experiment that it doesn’t matter anyway

[wafflerageface]