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some warm-up

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Did some body explorations for the bachelors. Just was kinda curious how they'd look full body. So here are my HCs for them, for now. Hopefully they're recognizable haha

Shane: Shortest of the bachelors. Kinda thick guy, definitely has a beer belly from all the drinks. He's got more fat than muscle but imo he's still pretty strong because he helps Marnie out with the ranch!

Sebastian: On the slimmer side but still has some muscle definition, I want to think he's got pretty strong arms and legs despite being sedentary. He helps Robin with carrying materials and building sometimes.

Sam: Similar frame as Sebastian, wider on the waist, slightly thinner arms but stronger legs. Those kickflips are probably doing something. I don't skateboard :) Taller than Sebastian but not that much.

Alex: The most muscle mass out of all the bachelors. American Football Gridball player build. He pumps iron on the top half but doesn't do as much muscle building on the legs. Does more cardio than squats.

Harvey: The tallest of the bachelors. On the thicker side, but slimmer than Shane. He's got a little bit of a belly, which made him start doing aerobics with the girlies.

Elliot: I think he'd be the slimmest of the bunch, he's not particularly muscular, since I see him mostly just taking walks around town. Despite not being muscular, he's got pretty wide shoulders. So he has a natural V body.

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I genuinely think it is a rite of passage for a Pokemon fan to champion a Pokemon that is unpopular, uncool, or 'weak'.

For some, it comes quickly. A child sees Gulpin and thinks it's the funniest thing ever. For some, it's trying something new. The competitive battler who just starts messing around, picks up a Pachirisu, and leads it to victory against impossible stakes. For some, it's an accident. The Nuzlocker who got way too attached to an early game friend who refused to die, and grieved for their friend and comrade when their time came. For some, it's defiance. The person who kinda likes Raichu and will defend it from the slings and arrows of all others. For some, it's just comfortably growing up and realising you don't have to justify liking something, just that it makes you happy.

It's easy to be drawn to the crowd favourites. And why not? They can be powerful fighters, cute merch, fanart-bait, they have a je ne sais quoi that draws the eye. And that's still fine! I'm not going to tell anyone they're a bad person for liking Charizard, or Mewtwo, or Gengar, or Pikachu. They're popular for a reason. But there is a kind of zen, a state of enlightenment of sorts, in finding a funky little guy who isn't very good and isn't very popular but makes you smile, and you go out of your way to find them and raise them and maybe even never evolve them, despite them being a damp squib in actual battles.

One of my favourite Pokemon ever is Swinub. Swinub is not a strong Pokemon. In fact, statistically, it's one of the weakest. Swinub has 5 weaknesses, including all 3 starter types. It doesn't learn many coverage moves, and it's abilities are not very exciting either. But I love this little piglet. It's round and soft! It digs up hot springs with its nose! You never see its eyes! I just think it's neat.

It's an important thing, I think, to find a Pokemon you like just for you. Not because it makes you better than 'the normies', but because it makes you appreciate the Pokemon you do meet, not for their battling prowess, but for how much you just want to be around them. When I see @good-pokemon-center-reviews frankly doing the lord's work in sharing people who are just so happy to have their little guys, I see starry-eyed children relishing in the wonder the Pokemon world is meant to bring. Genuine, earnest joy at a plushy Croagunk will always be more real to me that any Smogon tier chart. That guy gets it. The guy being a dick on Pokemon showdown with a team of 5 Zacians and a Mega Rayquaza for spice does not.

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the below confession was submitted off anon:

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"Harvey's a dom" "Harvey's a sub" Harvey's whatever you need him to be. he'll do absolutely anything to please you, cause that's what he is. passionate. devoted. he'll tie you up to the bed if that's what you ask of him. he'll gladly let you tie him up to the bed if that's what'll make you happy. he's like a barbie doll which you can use however you please. he just wants to be loved. he just wants someone to worship. an atheist who would pray every single day if that's what it took for him to have you.

(or at least that's what I think who even cares lmao I'm just silly)

also you can hc whatever you want as long as you're not aggressive towards how other people read and write a bunch of pixels with about a hundred or less dialogue lines that gives us very close to nothing about his personality it's not that deep I promise

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MY BABYGIRL

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Farmer and Evelyn forgot to put the sign...

ref and voice line audio from: notyetfamousboy

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Song: Mary by Alex G

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I have come to the conclusion that Morris, Sam, and Shane are literally just Mr Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward.

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SUITS >>>>> 🗣🗣‼️‼️

Had to resize the pic cause it's too big 😞 now it looks pixely ((click for better quality tho))

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My three favorite Jellycats— aka, my comfort Jellycats!

Bartholomew Bear- Teddy

Harvey Bear- Harvey

Lallagie Dragon- George

🥺❤️

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Ya’ll really gonna make me create all the Blathers ❤️ Tom content myself, huh? :/ 

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Who else has thousands of ideas but unfortunately your mortal form is constantly at 'low battery' energy levels?