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Why is this accurate 😂

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han solo x ben solo parallels

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Booksmart (2019) characters not being one dimensional stereotypes.

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Stoked that this finally got translated 😊

Translated: Pernille Harder: In love with Magda and football Pernille speaks about her passion for football and how her and Magda came to be.

Credit to anon (a literal god) for the translation and @alex-2216 for the footage!!

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“I just want to meet someone who is purely interested in me and my soul.”

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truly chaotic drunk hero

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One of my favourite hobbies is giving extra firm handshakes to straight men to assert my dominance

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it’s easier to say “im tired” than “im so sad and lonely i feel like there’s a weight in my chest and my body is so heavy i have no energy emotionally, physically or mentally to even move from my bed”

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me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

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Tan France: So you take this cute short-sleeve print shirt and you just give it a French Tuck in the front here-

25,000 lesbians: ...Go on.

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You’re strong, you’re a Kelly Clarkson song, you got this. 

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😍

Emily Blunt, Cate Blanchett & Zhou Xun © IWC Schaffhausen (2014).