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yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like
how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band
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i spent 15 mins making this rather than writing
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my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
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Me: [getting up in the middle of the night to pee]
My cat: here comes your special boy!! Where are my kisses from mommy!! Why will you not let me sit on your lap??? WHY will you not let me lay in your pants. I will scream at the top of my lungs to show how unloved I am in this god forsaken household. I can not believe I am forced to live like this.
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its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....
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wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine
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who even are you. like what did you write
I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.
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getting friends to play your favorite games like
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in case any of you dear gremlins my mutuals are still on here, i did a thing!
remember when i was obsessed with d&d? i wrote & directed a play about it and it’s kinda like the adventure zone on crack. so, if you wanna watch me toe the line between “it’s technically PG-13” and copious jokes about weed, dicks, and Florida, Roll With It! is the show for you. it was audience-interactive so each show is different and the actors actually play d&d in it!
did i mention it’s also really gay?
you should watch the recordings. 🥺👉👈 (they’re free!)
#d&d#5e#d&d 5e#theatre#dungeons and dragons#dungeons & dragons#improv#theater#acting#playwriting#playwright#creative writing#writing#directing#taz#the adventure zone#mcelroys
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...this is it. this is what being in a friend group of STEM majors is like
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how have i never seen this
i can still quote fran’s response word for word
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