volchitsarps
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"You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast." Catherynne M. Valente warning: this blog(ger) may ruin your life. AO3 Account
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volchitsarps · 1 month ago
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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volchitsarps · 1 month ago
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volchitsarps · 2 months ago
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I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found
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he just fucking murders homer gay rights
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volchitsarps · 2 months ago
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there are calcified layers of shame in my soul that you could carbon date like rock strata
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volchitsarps · 2 months ago
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volchitsarps · 3 months ago
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volchitsarps · 3 months ago
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volchitsarps · 3 months ago
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CHAPPELL ROAN Performs "Good Luck, Babe!" at the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards (Sept 11, 2024)
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volchitsarps · 3 months ago
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volchitsarps · 3 months ago
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Tshirt idea I had
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volchitsarps · 4 months ago
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— ✰ HAPPY JK DAY ! ig ; twt
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volchitsarps · 4 months ago
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(jaded old queen smoking by an open balcony drinking her second dry martini of the afternoon voice) god i miss 8tracks
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volchitsarps · 4 months ago
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volchitsarps · 4 months ago
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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
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volchitsarps · 4 months ago
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volchitsarps · 5 months ago
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I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.
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volchitsarps · 5 months ago
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