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Ancient Agora of Athens (Temple of Hephaestus in the back)

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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

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i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

he just fucking murders homer gay rights

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there are calcified layers of shame in my soul that you could carbon date like rock strata

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CHAPPELL ROAN Performs "Good Luck, Babe!" at the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards (Sept 11, 2024)

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Tshirt idea I had

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— ✰ HAPPY JK DAY ! ig ; twt

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(jaded old queen smoking by an open balcony drinking her second dry martini of the afternoon voice) god i miss 8tracks

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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands